Fun couple with insane throat game looking for hot guys to blow

Couple (MM) in Folkestone, South East, UK

Joined: 8 months ago
Last on: 5 hours ago

Fun, good-looking couple (40/6’3”/hairy/beary and 30/5’6”/otter) with INSANE throat skills looking for hot 25+ guys to blow together. We LOVE the vibe of a three, so single guys or separately-playing couples only, please. We’re a very chilled, secure and no-drama pair just looking to show off what we can do (we totally get off watching the other go to town, and we’re a very good team who LOVE making out over a dick). No reciprocation needed or wanted. We like it fun, horny, respectful and *uncomplicated*.

We’re really nice, friendly guys, but we’ve got little patience for flakes. It absolutely blows our minds how many of you cockblock yourselves by being nightmares. None of this is that deep. If we say we’ll meet, we’ll meet, so don’t muck us about and we’ll get on GREAT. Totally down for a regular thing if the vibe is right.

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We’re very discreet ourselves and totally respectful of others’ need or want of discretion. We’re also big on online safety, so if you’re not verified we’ll ask you to prove it’s you some other way. If you get pissy about that, off you fuck. Unless you’re a creepy, weird catfish or actively looking to cause people harm… you should have absolutely NO problem with the whole verification thing. You don’t even have to show your face to do it!

All our photos are from the last several months… yes, that’s both a hint and the whole point. If you’re still using photos from years ago, give your head a wobble. If you message us first, we’d expect you lead with one without us having to chase.

Block if not interested. We’ll do the same. It’s never, ever personal. We’re after specific things and hate wasting time if it’s a non-starter. We don't remotely expect every guy we find hot to find us and/or our setup appealing, and that’s obviously very much OK. You shouldn't, either.

We’re REALLY not into sub/dom dynamics, so don’t barge into our inbox with THAT. We’re also not sexually attracted to women in any way, so guys looking to play with your girlfriends or wives… we’re not your couple.

No, we don’t have Kik, Telegram or Snap, because, well… we’re in our 30’s and 40’s.

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We’re super conscientious about sexual health (on daily PrEP, have a full MOT *every* month and vaccinated against *everything*). A frightening amount of people don’t take this stuff seriously at all.

If you message looking to hookup, we WILL ask you about your situation and status, regardless of your sexual orientation. If you’re evasive (or, worse, have no testing history), we’re immediately out.

Please, for the love of God. It’s so easy:

https://www.sh.uk/

No drugs/HnH EVER. Grim.

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Can host or travel (much prefer to host), but really never available “right now”. We both have busy, active lives, and so like to plan a meet, even if it’s a one-off. You’d have to be UNREAL levels of hot for us to drop everything.

Messaging with “Free?” or “Now?” is just gonna get you ignored or blocked, depending upon how pushy or annoying you are.

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Straight/curious guys very welcome, just don’t be weird or dramatic about it. It’s literally *just* a BJ to us. Getting your dick sucked by a guy doesn’t make you gay in the same way being a good driver doesn’t make you Lewis Hamilton, but if you’re uncomfortable with the idea of two guys blowing you… just don’t message us. Simple.

That being said, we get a LOT of messages from straight guys. This is also meant to be fun for *us*. We’re not counsellors, and we’re not here for or interested in mentally guiding you through the process of discovery. Figure that all out before you start messaging men, because the vague back-and-forth exchanges that skirt around the issue and go nowhere absolutely do our heads in.

If you’re one of those lads who’s mega horny and SUPER up for it in the moment, but then disappear for days on end because it all got a bit ‘real’ when it came to organising a meet, please save everyone’s time by just having a wank and logging off for the night. If we’re made to jump through hoops, we’ll just block. No dick is *THAT* good, promise.

No, we don’t have a gloryhole. If you’re THAT pressed about it, stop messaging men and get a woman to suck your dick.

One awesome thing about being gay is we don’t have to tolerate nonsense from straight men. Some of you have come on *very* strong and cocky, assuming we’re giddily going to drop everything as a straight lad showed some interest, only to then get humbled pretty quick because you’ve massively overestimated your appeal.

Just. Be. Friendly. And. Human. FFS.

If the above sounds like you, pass us by. However, if you’re chill, genuinely curious and have your shit together, we’ll of course make you feel the most relaxed, and these throats will have you leaving in a daze. And, it’s probably the least amount of effort you’ll ever have to make to get your dick sucked! Win win, eh?

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TURN ONS: Proactive guys. Guys comfortable in their own skin/sexuality. Guys who precum. Heavy cummers. A sense of humour. Guys who can go multiple rounds. Rimming (receiving) enthusiasts. Verbal guys.

TURN OFFS: Flaky, pushy, aloof or standoffish guys. Guys who keep trying to add things into the mix despite us VERY clearly stating what we’re up for. Immaturity/recklessness regarding sexual health. Drugs/HnH of ANY kind. Long hair. Hilariously out of date photos. The word “yous” in reference to two people.

40 years old, Gay

6'3" 191cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

30 years old, Gay

5'6" 168cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Men
Aged from 25 to 60
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Voyeurism

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*ndyInBris (56), Man on 23 November 2025 by Meeting in person:
Wow - What a meet. These lads were the perfect hosts and were spoiling me rotten as soon as I arrived at their flat. Both are fit, handsome, good fun and so fucking horny with lovely cocks and arses you'll never wan't to get your face out of. Really made my first night in Folkestone. Thanks boys.

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