seeking the impossible

Couple in Our Little Slice Of Heaven, East Midlands, UK

Joined: 6 weeks ago
Last on: 6 hours ago

Well here we are, I remember the swinging 60's (just), and now we are in our 60's able to receive OAP discount at National Trust properties and savings on our insurance. Perhaps its time for me to hang up my strap on and grow old gracefully. But before we do we thought perhaps try something a little different, well at least until Antiques Road Trip starts in half an hour!

Well adjusted, educated couple, just looking fundamentally for some nice males to get to know. Someone a bit younger to remind us what it was like to be under 45 even if only for the evening, and to be honest I have my own old fart to spend the cold evenings with.

Female, holding up under the pressure of years, saggy bits, wrinkly bits and a bit of lube works wonders. not looking for a pounding, or wrecking, but apart from that I try to make the evening memorable (even if those memories keep you up at night in a cold sweat).

Male, sociable (mostly), easy going, and enjoys me receiving the attentions of a respectful chap, voyeuristic in nature, but won't spend the evening masturbating at the bottom of the bed (unless you want to put on a show ha ha).

You, under 45, in reasonable shape, witty, attentive and able to hold a conversation, personality is as important as looks to us. Gentlemen of Colour are more than welcome to apply for the position.

Unattached people only, please respect our choice on this one.

In addition to all of the above we hope to host some semi social dinner evenings for couples, with perhaps some single guys thrown in for a bit of spice, not sure if food, drink, flirting and fun is your thing with no pressure to play but perhaps you can tell us what you think?

Just one final thing, I do have a fascination with cd / tv's so I am not against a make up and dressing evening every now and again, but please make sure your smooth and not just a bloke in a dress!!!

If you have got this far well done, and we am sure we will be updating / re writing this profile as we go along.

look forward to hearing from you if we (or I) am of interest x

arse

61 years old, Straight

5'11" 180cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

hole

60 years old, Bi-curious

5'5" 165cm
Slim
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women TV/TS
Aged from 18 to 45 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Voyeurism, Toys, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Soft Swing, Safe Sex, Oral, Cuckolding, Cross-dressing, Adult Parties

Friends

luke (36), Man