Happily Married & Badly Behaved

Woman in Littleborough, North West, UK

... "Nipples pierced tomorrow? Who’s helping?". Sunday

Joined: 4 weeks ago
Last on: online now!

Her Secret Life… apparently now has a solo chapter.

Happily married for 10 years, great relationship, great sex life, and absolutely not here because anything is “missing.” We’re just open-minded enough to know some experiences are better shared… or watched ??

I also have a couple’s profile on here with my husband, but thought I’d dip my toe into the solo female side of things and see what trouble I can find.

I’m a plus size girl. If curves aren’t your thing, that’s absolutely fine… but it is your loss

Before anyone gets overexcited — I’m not the “hi x… straight into bed?” type. I genuinely enjoy getting to know someone first. Good conversation, chemistry, banter and attraction matter far more to me than rushed nonsense.

I’m extremely sarcastic, laugh at my own jokes far too much, and firmly believe being funny makes people at least 37% more attractive.

One thing I absolutely love the idea of? Being taken out, wined and dined by another man while sending the husband updates throughout the date. The hotwife dynamic is definitely something we enjoy. Husband very much likes the idea of watching someone else appreciate what’s his.

For couples — we’d absolutely consider a full swap with the right people, but connection is key for all involved. If the vibe isn’t there, it’s a no from me politely wrapped in British awkwardness.

A few quick public service announcements:

* I do not want unsolicited dick pics. Honestly, they’re rarely the masterpiece their owner believes them to be.

* Copy and paste messages are painfully obvious. If your opener sounds like it’s been sent to 47 women tonight, I promise you I’m not replying.

* I don’t have my own personal PA/admin team, so if I don’t reply immediately please don’t take it personally. Life happens.

And finally… so I know you actually read my profile, send me your best joke as an opener. Bonus points if it’s genuinely funny. Extra bonus points if it’s so bad it becomes funny again.

Miss Lottie

30 years old, Straight

5'5" 165cm
Fabulous
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
More than 5 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Men
Aged from 25 to 60 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Voyeurism, Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Spanking, Soft Swing, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Oral, Making Videos, Group Sex, Cuckolding

Friends

A (42), Man
J (28), Man
M (35), Man