Experienced Fabber...

Man in St Helens, North West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: online now!

I'm into shagging women, fun with guys & couples, also into cam & phone.

Message if interested.

Women - in person sex or cam.

Couples - I'll cuck for you or you fuck and let me watch.

Guys - Suck & wank, fuck if REALLY attractive.

Women who have a massive list of hoops to jump through for a reply amuse me.

Fair warning.... if we arrange a meet and you don't show up, I report.

Female Fab profiles go like this:

If you expect a reply you are very unlikely to get reply and will not get a reply but you must read all of my profile before you message in order to not get a reply.

You must adhere to all of my very specific rules in order to get a reply. P.S., you will not get a reply.

If I don't reply, please take it that I'm not going to reply.

I get literally thousands of messages which is either because I'm super hot or because there are tonnes of guys on here and not many women, not sure which.

Please read the following rules and quote my favourite line of WH Auden in your message or I will block you and not reply.

P.S., I will not reply.

You must not live within 30miles of my house.

Not speaking to anyone more than 30miles away.

I am into a bunch of abbreviations that nobody's really sure what they mean.

Include a picture of your face, house and a Shetland pony to get a reply.

P.S., you will not get a reply.

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42 years old, Bisexual

5'9" 175cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Men Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Webcams, Voyeurism, Toys, Taking Photos, Safe Sex, Phone Sex, Oral, Making Videos, Group Sex, Gangbangs, Dogging, Cybersex, Cuckolding, Adult Parties

Verified Genuine Profile

*icurious7777 (48), Woman on 3 April 2026 by Webcam:
Well that was hot. Woke up feeling horny and had a spontaneous webcam with this lovely guy. Was fun. See you in person when you're in the area! X

*oodgirl43 (46), Woman on 19 December 2025 by Webcam:
Fun cam wank with this guy this morning. Nice cock to watch and cum with.

*ilthy Bitch 21 (42), Woman on 1 November 2025 by Webcam:
Had a fun time on cam with this guy. Loved watching him wank as I played with myself x

*rincwss (46), Woman on 8 October 2025 by Webcam:
Great cam this morning with fantastic guy , allowed me to watch him strip and wank , very polite and gorgeous guy , good fun if you get the chance

*DontKnowXXX (20), Man on 15 June 2025 by Webcam:
Great call and kept me horny the whole time until the end . Good size and great chat

*eotwink (20), Man on 16 March 2025 by Webcam:
We had fun on video call, his cock looks delicious and cums loads. Loved playing with myself while he stroked his cock!

*asmo100 (30), Man on 10 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this guy very respectable clean knows what he’s doing I sat and watched him fuck my girlfriend in his motorhome was the best experience ever I definitely recommend this guy will be taking her back to him for sure

*issyEmily99 (23), TV/TS on 16 May 2023 by Meeting in person:
Scheduled to meet and he turned up on time and was friendly when I got in his car. He has an amazing cock and felt amazing to rub and jerk him off

*urious n (41), Couple on 5 April 2023 by Webcam:
Been watching hopper for a while now, love watching a guy stroke his cock till he cums. Have joined in with the play a couple of times, doxy made an appearance…. I got hot horny wet and came off cam. When times allow will give hopper a proper show to enjoy!

*umsandboobs (38), Couple on 9 November 2020 by Webcam:
This guy was was brill he loved playing the voyeur and sat back and watched. Thanks

*elle1000 (46), Woman on 31 May 2020 by Webcam:
Cammed this morning after a short chat, great looking cock - happy start to my day!