Fun loving couple with a huge dollop of kink

Couple in Poole, South West, UK

... "Definitely a relaxing evening in the hot required, given how busy we are for the rest of the weekend!! Xx". 5 hours ago

Joined: 6 weeks ago
Last on: 3 hours ago

So here we are, having met in the lifestyle and found a deep connection neither of us were looking for let alone expecting, we are growing old most disgracefully ;-)

Neither are new to the lifestyle. We do have a D/s dynamic but this does not necessarily have to be a part of any social or get together. Those who are curious. Questions welcome :)

Please note that we will only meet locally (within 50 miles). For the geographically challenged this means that sadly we will not drop everything to meet you if you're further north than South London or further east than Chichester. This includes Scotland, Wales and other European destinations no matter how big and/or girthy your cock is or how firm your tits happen to be.

We both have singles profiles and while open to meeting singly, we also very much prefer to meet as a couple with all the kink and debauchery that would entail. Also both have profiles elsewhere on sites with the initials SM and FL (If you know, you know).

We love the social side of the lifestyle as much as the "end-game" and it's entirely possible you could bump into us at various socials, soirees, dungeons and other hedonistic events.

A polite note to the single gentlemen that may stumble across our profile. Whilst we are open to conversing with you with a view to seeing where it goes, please accept that some thought in your initial messages is required whereas pictures of one's meat and two veg is most definitely not and will have us reaching for the block button faster than you can say "ooops did I send that?" Be respectful.

If you've managed to read this far (which many don't/won't) please start your message with "Pineapples Rule" so we know you've at least cheated and skipped to the end.

Peace out x

57 years old, Straight

5'11" 180cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

61 years old, Straight

5'1" 155cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
3 or 4 piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Men Women
Aged from 35 to 60
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Voyeurism, Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Spanking, Soft Swing, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Oral, Making Videos, Group Sex, Blindfolds, Adult Parties

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*eachbums69 (63), Couple on 25 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
Have known this couple for quite some time. Always a good addition to parties. Good to socialise with or even more ??

*lack dick killer (48), Woman on 25 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
Have known this lovely couple both separately and now as a couple. Always look forward to seeing this pair and they both deserve all the happiness and naughty fun they can handle. Love our chats and all the laughs til we are crying literally! Dont ever change cos I love you guys xx

*usie Wong (57), Woman on 23 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
Known this sexy couple for a long time xx Certainly know their way around a bedroom and a popular couple x They don’t take life too seriously and always top of my party list xx If you get the chance to meet this sexy duo grab it xxx Till Next Time

*he dream team (45), Couple on 23 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
Meet this lovely couple lots of times at temps.. great fun x

*carlet Chamber (49), Couple on 23 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
Have known this wonderful lady for quite some time and we have been delighted to go on some very nice adventures together. Met her great fella a few weeks ago and got on like a house on fire. If you like your swingers with a big dollop of kink look no further.