Testing the water

Woman in Northampton, West Midlands, UK

Joined: 2 months ago
Last on: 2 months ago

Hello and welcome to this slightly dull profile of an ordinary person, a mediocrity of normalness.

On the inside I'm a unicorn skipping merrily through fields of tulips, eating candyfloss and humming a happy tune. On the outside I probably look like a librarian and I work in an office.

To answer the necessary question of what I'm looking for? I'm looking for a packet of custard creams where every one is intact, a milk bottle that doesn't constantly spill down the front and an umbrella that doesn't turn inside out when you just look at it.

Or, I'm looking for someone fun, exciting with a sense of humour and a lack of clothes at the right moments.

Someone mature, not afraid to get up to no good and a friendly tongue. Or something like that.

And I know initially I've turned off messaging, that's because I'm taking in the sights, getting a feel before taking the plunge.

Happy whatever day it is!

30 years old, Straight

5'5" 165cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Men
Aged from 44 to 99 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Group Sex, Oral, SM, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Threesomes, Toys

Friends

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