Stop me if you think that you’ve heard this one before…

Man in Virginia Water, Greater London, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 days ago

Apologies in advance for the dissertation-level profile but I promise it’s warranted.

I was a site member for ten years, left and have decided I want to join again. After 10 years of meets with incredible people in incredible scenarios, I know the ins and outs intimately and I also know that due to the below info, I’m going to be super niche to say the least!

I AM ATTACHED! Sorry for shouting, it’s really not my style. However, I cannot pretend otherwise, it’s pointless and it’s best that we get it out of the way early. I also don’t expect to be judged - there are a million reasons peoole do what they do and they are not always heinous.

I AM BI ! There I go again with the yelling, I really am sorry. I need to make this point as again, it’s an acquired taste. It is important however as I see lots of other profiles stating “NO BI MEN”. That’s absolutely fine and clearly we’ll never match but I’m not sure what you think it is I get up to. I am not promiscuous (chance would be a fine thing) and only dabble with men when part of a bi couple. I only play safe too, in all scenarios outside a long term partnership.

How else can I make myself unappealing? Oh yes - the profiles that specifically state they will only meet people of certain colour, that includes white… not for me. Equally, those that use the term BBC, whether they meet white men as well or not, I swerve racial fetishism and stereotyping.

If you’ve got this far you must be wondering how the hell I’m ever going to meet anyone. You’re not alone, me too!

So who will I be attracted to and vice versa? Plus of course, how on earth will I ever get the chance to meet? Well, my cup of tea is intelligent, tolerant, non-judgmental and easy going people. My ideal scenario is a single woman that isn’t single, if you catch my drift. Someone in the same boat that would consider a “swinging affair” for want of a better phrase. Then of course bi couples - my absolute favourite type of meet. Unless of course by some miracle they have mates and it’s a few bi couples all piled on top of each other with me squashed in the middle.

Straight couples or couples with a straight male - don’t worry, it’s not the fella I’m interested in, you’re quite safe. Calm down dear!

Here’s a fact I’ve buried in the middle of an already unreadable profile - I’m not hung. I know, I know - I’m more disappointed than you, believe me.

As for meeting. Hotels are great and I find actually add a level of spice. I roam for work a fair bit and will be on the lookout for locals that don’t mind a weary traveller looking their way. And maybe the unicorn couple I’m seeking that might want to meet has a house - who knows?

It’s unlikely I’ll put a public photo up for all of the above reasons but I’ll send with a message, of course. In the meantime please imagine someone very tall, athletic, physically fit, fair hair, blue eyes, intelligent, passionate & witty. Basically a catch - if I wasn’t already caught.

Not really into single guy meets but quite like glory holes and anonymous cum and go scenarios when the mood takes.

I shall now prepare for the inevitable and unstoppable avalanche of messages and if we have met before and we liked each other then I might say hello but in a heavy disguise.

Indiana

48 years old, Bisexual

6'4" 193cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Women TV/TS
Aged from 28 to 70
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Voyeurism, Threesomes, Soft Swing, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Role Play, Oral, Group Sex, DP, Blindfolds, Anal, Adult Parties

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*ameoDavid (46), Couple on 29 October 2022 by Meeting in person:
Gentleman came along to our gloryhole roulette session and by the sounds of it he had an amazing experience. Look forward to another visit

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