Professional conspiracy theorist

Man in ????, Wales, UK

... "In the nicest way possible 90% of single man on here Need a really hard slap across the Ear With a shovel". Saturday

Joined: 3 months ago
Last on: online now!

Been single nearly 3 years, Due to my job, I can’t commit to a full-time relationship. I refuse to break anybody’s heart By not being able to commit 100% So here I am Ideally looking for friendship With the perks. Not looking to sleep with as many people as possible. Good banter and trust and honesty.

38 years old, Straight

5'11" 180cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
Heavily tattooed
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Anal, Cuckolding, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Rimming, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Voyeurism, Webcams

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*eviant_Desires! (29), Woman on 23 August 2026 by Meeting in person:
The bane of my existence and no I’m not Batman! This cheeky one is very distracting I’ll give him that… annoyingly fit, annoyingly funny and fortunately for him has a nice cock…

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