Sense of humour for hire :-)

Man in Abingdon, South East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 3 weeks ago

(Mark) I'm a old fashioned bi guy when it comes down to it nice just to enjoy all the things about being with sexy company. In the last year I have suffered a large bout of vitaligo so I look like a palamino pony so you can get to see my interesting skin colouring. And, technically you get to ride a little pony.

I mostly play hetro, really really like the female form. I also do like pretty, convincing trans girls that little kink about cock and boobies. (check out Reddit r/smalldickgirls you will thank me). And guys who look after themselves and Femboys peek my interest.

Have no hangups with playing with both sexes although my preference would be to play with couples.

Like my games and consoles and pretty much have every single one of them, who's up for some couch co-op?

Not blowing my own horn. (And I wish I could lol.) But don't let the age of 57 fool you after a diabetes diagnosis scare last year. I have been really making sure I get back to my better self. I cycle up to a 100km a week and swim (breast stroke cause, why not do it the hard way) up to 7.5km a week.

Thanks to my previous ex partners hatred of if I really like to get back to what I really like and was good at which was pussy eating and finger bashing till they squirted or called a truce lol.

And because obviously my personal deity hates me I still have the libido, staying power and recovery of my late 30's and need to get rid of it somewhere!

Mark

57 years old, Bisexual

5'7" 170cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women TV/TS
Aged from 20 to 40
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Webcams

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*adonnasteve (53), Couple on 30 August 2025 by Meeting in person:
We have known this friendly chap for a few years now. Always up for good fun and very polite Used to be a regular at our club in melksham then became our head barman. Very much knows how the swinging scene works, so always a pleasure to catch up with him whether its a social meet or at a club..Happy swinging Mr D.xxx

*ot-totty (35), Couple on 24 May 2014 by Meeting in person:
Lovely bloke, and what a cock to go with it, can't wait to have it in my mouth again, looking forward to seeing you again x

*ot-totty (35), Couple on 24 May 2014 by Meeting in person:
Very nice bloke, very nice cock to go with it, had a great laugh :)

*hazAn (58), Couple on 26 December 2013 by Meeting in person:
We have socialised with this absolutely fabulous man so may times when we go to Angels at Melksham... hes one of the rare single guys who respects our boundaries xxx He is FUN and full of ENERGY and quite simply the BEST! (p.s if at Angels ... ask to see what Boxers hes wearing!)

*oxy and roxy (50), Couple on 15 December 2013 by Meeting in person:
We have known this sexy guy for a long time now. He is the most genuine, funny, down to earth guy who has become one of our friends for life.He will go out of his way to help anyone. Give this guy a chance he is so worth it :-)

*razylegzzzzzzz (51), Couple on 2 January 2013 by Meeting in person:
We feel honoured to count Mark as a real geniune friend we've made at Angels, it's always a pleasure to see him whether you're playing or not and you can guarantee you will want to get his trousers off at some point during the evening ;) Was SO much fun to see the New Year in with him and Angels friends ;)Especially playing 'Hoopla' hahaha!! Thanks for rewarding me with my 'prize' lol!!

*adonnasteve (53), Couple on 17 December 2012 by Meeting in person:
this guy is a genuine generous fun guy,now one of our regulars @Angels and has become a good friend of ours and is always welcome rarely fails to get action..great guy

*razylegzzzzzzz (51), Couple on 16 December 2012 by Meeting in person:
Having more fun with Mark last night just ended up being the icing on the cake in a night of debauchery! He really is a pleasure to spend time with (and even more to be naughty with) and he's such a gent as he worked quite a sweat up without complaining while Crazylegz was just being plain lazy ;) lol! He's most definately one of the good guys on here!

*razylegzzzzzzz (51), Couple on 4 November 2012 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely gent for the 2nd time at Angels last night and had an unexpected play at the end - don't be fooled by the Court Jester exterior!! - underneath he is an absolute gent, completely respectful and VERY sexy. Looking forward to sorting out some unfinished business next time ;)

*o-driverandice (64), Couple on 5 September 2012 by Meeting in person:
Met Mark a couple of times now. 1st time we just chatted, very nice and funny guy. 2nd time wow Gill really enjoyed it. thanks Mark hope to meet again soon Mark and Gill

*ushandkitty (55), Couple on 17 August 2012 by Meeting in person:
Have met this consummate gentleman a few times now at varies clubs around the south west and can honestly say he is one of the friendliest,easy going single guys we have met on the scene.Always good company and up for a laugh, would happily introduce him to any of my single female friends.See you soon no doubt. K n M XX

*ilextrafun (54), Couple on 5 August 2012 by Meeting in person:
Met at angels last night . He is a lovely respectfull guy had a little play and cant wait to meet him again ( hopefully I will not be so tired) xxx

*oxy and roxy (50), Couple on 22 July 2012 by Meeting in person:
Meet this sexy man a few times at Angels and finally got to play this weekend and boy does he know how to have fun. He is not pushy in anyway its a pity every single guy is not like this one! If you get the chance to meet him jump at it as you will not be disappointed. He always shows respect. Roxy & Foxy xx