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Man in South Kensington, Greater London, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 6 hours ago

Looking for Connection — With a Side of Sarcasm?

55, male, still breathing (surprisingly). I’ve got a steady job, a flat that doesn’t smell of regret, and a face that’s finally starting to grow on me — though my friends insist I’m “an acquired taste,” which I’ve learned is code for “we’re contractually obligated to invite you.”

I’m hygienic (daily showers — yes, really), fland emotionally self-aware (therapy every week — progress?). I enjoy long walks… to the kitchen, candlelit dinners… solo, and deep conversations… with my reflection. I’m told I’m very understanding — especially of my own flaws.

I’m looking for someone who appreciates dry wit, despises small talk, and values honesty over polish. A shared sense of humor is non-negotiable — laughter with me is ideal, though I’ll accept laughter at me if it’s well-timed.

Warmly,

J X

James

55 years old, Straight

6'4" 193cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Heavily tattooed
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Cuckolding, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Watersports

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*eekendonlywoman (59), Woman on 17 May 2026 by Meeting in person:
Yummy man with big, hunky body and a devilish tongue that he can use in all sorts of ways. Vastly entertaining, great company. You will not be bored. I’ll be seeing this one again.

*adyK101 (43), Woman on 13 January 2026 by Meeting in person:
Was very lucky to get the opportunity to meet this gorgeous guy recently. Very attractive, great company - arrangements all made easily and went off smoothly - and I very much enjoyed every minute we had together. An absolute gentleman xx

*ou0000000 (55), Woman on 6 July 2025 by Meeting in person:
What a great breakfast that was (?*?_?*?) Would love to keep this man a secret xx xx

*KAntix (42), Couple on 19 June 2025 by Meeting in person:
So good, had to go back for more! He came to our hotel the next morning to say goodbye before leaving. We sent Mr out to get condoms and he left us to it. I got exactly what I needed - a good hard fuck. The perfect balance of respectful, alpha and dirty. Can’t wait for our next meet up and plan to properly cuck Mr with my new stud boyfriend. Given us plenty to get excited about for the rest of our holiday.

*KAntix (42), Couple on 16 June 2025 by Meeting in person:
Amazing spontaneous meet in Ibiza with this respectful, genuine and sexy man. Intense to watch him playing in the sea with K. We haven’t stopped talking about it since.

*aughtyNIC50 (48), Woman on 21 April 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met with this lovely charming man this morning for a very early coffee and I instantly taken by his smile and wit not to mention his piercing blue eyes while I got a bit lost in. The banter was on point as we talk about life experiences and this crazy fab swinging world. A shame we both had somewhere else to be as I very much enjoyed the conversation and look forward to seeing him again, certainly for more than a cheeky kiss goodbye with his gorgeous soft lips. Look forward to seeing you soon L Nic xx