Not so Royal

Couple in Leeds, North East, UK

... "If you have obviously not read our profile your message will simply be deleted and you will be blocked.". 5 hours ago

Joined: 3 weeks ago
Last on: 4 hours ago

The proverbial boomerang couple back once again.

Please read our profile fully before messaging, Barbara has a preferred age and build and if you don't fit the bill your message will simply be deleted and you will be blocked.

We are NOT interested in bi or bi-curious men or married men playing without partners knowledge. Also we are not racist but Barbara's preference is White Caucasian only. Unsolicited friends invites will simply get blocked.

Please send face pic with first message, not interested in cock pics guys we know what one looks like.

Definitely far from newbies as we have been swinging on and off for almost 20 years. Definitely 100% genuine and if we agree to meet we always turn up. We are looking for like minded couples but will meet singles if they take our fancy. Clean honest fun but would term ourselves as quite vanilla. Not into anything kinky, the usual no no's apply, no pee, no poo, no pain. We can only accommodate occasionally but would be willing to meet at yours, at a club, or share hotel costs. We are both straight but Barbara has been known to play with a lady if the chemistry is right. We are by no means super models and not looking for Ken and Barbie but would expect good hygiene, you to make an effort and preferably have your own teeth.

Barbara - BBW larger than life lady with massive boobs, always makes an effort but is very body conscious so naked for her is a no go. Will either be clean shaven or well trimmed never an 80's bush. Loves giving oral but not recieving. Ideal man age 50+ dad bod / ample build, the hairier the better (body) prefers small / average size cock so king dongs need not apply.

Jim - Think Grant Mitchell but 30 years older and 3 stone heavier. Easy going, manly man, tastefully heavily tattooed, small to average cock, likes nothing better than pleasuring a woman and ensuring satisfaction. Prefers Curvy/ BBW and enjoys giving oral as much as recieving. Also happy to sit back and watch Barbara having fun.

Sorry but this is not our first rodeo and we know the ropes. We get so many messages from single men so unfortunately if your not for us we simply don't have the time to reply to you all so consider no reply as thanks but no thanks.

Jim

61 years old, Straight

5'10" 178cm
Ample
Smoker
Social drinker
Heavily tattooed
No piercings

Barbara

55 years old, Straight

5'6" 168cm
Large
Smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Men Women
Aged from 45 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Voyeurism, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Soft Swing, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Oral

Verified Genuine Profile

*onyYorkshire (56), Man on 20 May 2025 by Meeting in person:
Had a great time with Jim and Barbara a while ago. Barbara is a very sexy lady and certainly knows what she is doing. She left me very satisfied with a smile on my face. Jim is a real gentleman and they both made me very welcome.

*onticarlo (53), Man on 17 May 2025 by Meeting in person:
Well what can I say about this returning couple other than totally genuine and great to see them return. This couple are what FAB should be and used to be all about back in the day. Amazing couple, discreet and polite but don't suffer idiots, timewasters and fools. Welcome back and meet again soon i hope. To who ever the lucky person or couple who get to meet, you certainly won't be disappointed.

Friends

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