Not looking to meet guys but maybe ladies.

Woman in Maidstone, South East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: over a year ago

Hey sexy people's

I've been here before so know how it works.

Ive had a couples profile and a single lady profile but now got bored, kind of lost my mo Jo so now I like to see how people tick!!

I like chatting and teasing but won't meet, sorry. ( unless your a lady )

I like to have a laugh as there are too many people on this site that are too serious.

I have a rather sexy male friend that I play with and one day I would like a ffm if possible. So if you are a lady and you would like to join us please get in touch xx

I do really like playing with ladies but sorry I'm not looking to meet a couple.

I don't have a lot of experience with ladies but I do like it and love to try more.

I really don't see the point in writing anything about me on here as no one reads them anyway!!

For you guys who may be interested in very hairy ladies.

I don't shave so I have armpit hair I can curl with my curling tongs, a huge bush and hairy legs so if you want to run your hands through my hair give me a shout xx

I also like to jump up and down on my bed wearing latex singing "I'm a virgin" just before I jump on a mans cock.

It can get a bit painful getting the latex of when I get rather sweaty as it tends to pull my back hair out!! You may say ouch but I like a bit of pain so it turns me on even more.

I don't wear deodorant as I like the natural smell of a woman and just love to get sweaty whilst having a good session.

I also like my man to work out before I fuck him whilst I just sit and comb my pussy!! I have four of them that like to sit in my bedroom whilst I entertain so I could possibly accommodate every now and then.

I'm an axe murdrer in my spare time and police officer in real life so know how it works so don't piss me off as I know how to dispose of a body.

Have a great day and hope to chat soon, that's if you haven't already blocked me lol

You need to decide for yourself what is real!!

Like all profiles people lie and I'm just making a point and having a laugh.

But ask yourself when reading a profile and looking at pics, are these pics of this person or was they taken 5 years ago and has the person put on weight????

You will never know till you meet!!

Ha ha

If you still want to chat after reading this lets go but first of all just a heads up to the guys!!

This is what a lady looks for in a profile.

A nice face pic ( sun glasses or a pic that's in the dark either says your a vampire or your butt ugly so help yourself out and make it nice, a smile even )

A profile that is funny, tells the ladies what you want and what you can offer!!

Public pics that are not just of your cock!!

Everyone has standards so say what type of lady you like. Not just a woman with a pussy that's breathing!!

No one likes a guy that's high maintenance.

Being photo verified helps!! Especially if your a lady as if your not there's a high chance you've got a fake profile.

Don't call me darling!!

No I will not kik, wats app or text you.

Just remember people's be careful and always look out for number one and if you think you've found a good friend just go with it, we're all here to have fun!!

Never really trust anyone!!

Happy swinging sexy peoples and always play safe xxx

46 years old, Bi-curious

5'7" 170cm
Average
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
3 or 4 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 33 to 48 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Verified Genuine Profile

*exypair (53), Couple on 1 September 2016 by Meeting in person:
Great sexy lady.

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