I’m just messing around, mostly here for social stuff!

Man in Chester, North West, UK

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Joined: 11 months ago
Last on: 42 minutes ago

Hey everyone!

I’ve been here on and off for years with various profiles, and I know how it works. The ratios of men to women here are like skewed, and so pretty much all men become absolute pests! I know, I know.

I’m not one of those men; I’m not desperate, I’m patient, I have pride and I won’t chase you. Also, my messages are generally bizarre, fun, different and/or in some way interesting. You’ve got to stand out right?

If I message you and you don’t respond after 24hrs, I’ll block you - so watch your inboxes ladies! Imagine blocking your future husband! It’s unthinkable!!!

Anyway, that out of the way, I’ll tell you what I’m doing here! I’m looking for socials, and/or a friend-with-benefits type thing, but with a woman who doesn’t get attached to me. It’s like looking for a needle in a haystack!

About me; I’m unique, chatty, fun, confident and very self-assured. I’m retired (early I know - ask me about that in messages if you’re interested). I’m constantly busy with projects. I let my mind wander, it just sort of does its own thing. I play jazz piano as a hobby. I have a tendency to be attracted to neurodivergent/autistic/weird women. I like women who will reason with me, play with me or challenge me in some way.

Men; I’ll chat with anyone, I appreciate the compliments, the messages, etc really, but please respect that I’m not bi or gay.

Have a great day everyone!

39 years old, Straight

5'10" 178cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Women
Aged from 25 to 55
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

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