Funny people to the front

Couple in Braintree, South East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 1 hour ago

Happily Married couple looking for a bit of fun excitement and a change from the norm.

We have been dating and playing solo so far for the last 9 months and recently joined a club.

We are now dipping our toes to swinging and having fun together (still play solo from time to time)

F - you need to make her laugh be chatty and easy going, banter and insults will get you everywhere.

M- shy at first but then is more out going, sarcastic sense of humour.

Both shorties so if you are looking for leggy blondes and 6ft+ giants are not us ??

F-mum tum curves with booty a boobies ??

M- dad bod with some tone ??

We are looking for fun laughs getting to know people, friends in the community and exploring kink safely and consensually.

Kindness and laughter above all else!

39 years old, Straight

5'6" 168cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

33 years old, Bisexual

5'0" 152cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Men Women
Aged from 25 to 45
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Group Sex, Oral, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Threesomes, Toys

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*otalslags (34), Couple on 30 October 2023 by Meeting in person:
We LOVE (all capitals) these guys! So lucky to have them in our lives. Beautiful, hilarious souls who genuinely brighten our lives ;) xx

*urious_coupleuk (28), Couple on 30 October 2023 by Meeting in person:
Always a pleasure to see/ speak to these two! Loveliest down to earth couple! Finally was able to get Mrs up on the pole and what a performance that was! Loved their fancy dress! See you soon! X x

*opesnCuffs99 (37), Woman on 29 October 2023 by Meeting in person:
met this fabulous pair far too many times now. wonderful friendly couple always full of banter and sexiness....

*G2015 (40), Couple on 29 October 2023 by Meeting in person:
We met this couple last night at Penthouse Playrooms after previously being on the same group chats for the club. They are as lovely in person as they come across when messaging. He has a cracking sense of humour and is also very attractive whilst she is an absolute joyful bundle of fun and super hot. We are hoping to meet up with them soon to get to know them even better.

*orthantsBucks_Couple (41), Couple on 30 July 2023 by Meeting in person:
Loved meeting this gorgeous duo on Saturday! Wish we’d spent longer together. Lady H loves being suspended in a swing ?? you’ll always feel comfy & at home with these two (great sense of humor too)

*oobylishious (28), Couple on 30 July 2023 by Meeting in person:
Finally met this beautiful pair, after chatting on the group chat for a while, great laughs had all around! Both absolutely gorgeous, she is an absolute pocket rocket! Hope to see you both again! X