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Couple in Barnsley, East Midlands, UK

... "Another day to survive the sticky heat! Gym first!". 5 minutes ago

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(Couples Account) Hey, We’re a slightly nerdy, definitely cheeky couple who don’t take ourselves too seriously… but do take chemistry, respect, and consent very seriously. Expect sarcasm, random geeky references, and probably at least one terrible joke. If you can keep up with that, we’ll get along just fine ?? We’re here to explore together at our own pace — looking to meet like-minded people who are genuine, drama-free, and actually know how to hold a conversation (bonus points if you can out-sarcasm us… unlikely, but we admire ambition). Mostly interested in couples, but open-minded if the vibe is right. Start with a chat, see if we click… and if nothing else, you’ll at least get some questionable humour out of it ?? P.s I usually go by the name Kinky_Kalliope on other pages (just ask) but on here just call me Kallie. Also I have all my pics on other sites so you'll have to ask. On other Kinky sites I go by Kinky_Kalliope.

Kinky_Kalliope

35 years old, Bisexual

5'2" 157cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
3 or 4 piercings

Hoptomisic

39 years old, Bisexual

6'3" 191cm
Slim
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

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Couples (MF) Men Women
Aged from 18 to 59 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Role Play, Spanking, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

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*rat_Tamer (53), Man on 7 July 2026 by Meeting in person:
What a fantastic session with an incredible couple! Have played with K before, having known her for a while, but this was the first and definitely not last time I’ll play with them together. Spontaneous meet with short notice, so I decided to take care of K until H could join us. And join us he certainly did! Was great fun to have both our cocks inside K at the same time, especially in her mouth together. Then had the joy of H sucking me whilst K licked my balls. Incredible fun! Lots of fucking, loads of cum inside K (she never needs anything to get her wet, but fucking her and having H’s cum squeeze out was hot!) After many loads left inside K, it was time for sleep and home, after an early morning quicky. Lots more planned for future visits, which will be within the respectful barriers set and maintained before our encounter. What a wonderful , horny couple!

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