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Man in Kidderminster, West Midlands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 hours ago

The first million people that send me £1 will get a copy of my book on how to become a millionaire on Fab

Why did sally fall off the swing?

Why do croutons have a sell by date? They are stale bread for fuck sake

Been likened to Ricky Gervais...... well we are both fat with big egos.

A horse walks in to a bar, the barman says “hey”

The horse says it’s like you read my mind….

Don’t be expecting a well hung athletic guy, because I have a weight problem with my feet... true story

Yeaaaa I can’t keep them out the chippy .

Went to the docs he said can we talk about your weight?

I said it wasn’t to bad to be honest! It was 20 mins but at least the chairs didn’t break this time

Own teeth own home and own hair!!

ian

33 years old, Straight

5'8" 173cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Not looking for single guys
Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Can accommodate
Can travel