Sit on my face and smack my balls with a spatula.

Man in Stallingborough, East Midlands, UK

... "Imagine being that poor BT guy with the call in nunsthorpe Monday and seeing that beast is waiting for you with intent. Terrifying.". yesterday

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 12 hours ago

Single, working, dominant, sigma male. Looking for uncomplicated meets with women.

Don’t get offended if I message a simple “hi” at first. It’s really impossible to make up an original opener for every lady when the reply rate is less than 20%. That being said, I’m absolutely fine with my message getting deleted. So, if you reply, I promise it gets better from there. Might even make you laugh. But remember, takes two to tango.

I’ve been off here for a few months with a chronic case of heartbreak. Back in Swansea now and back in the dating pool.

Definitely not vanilla, pretty filthy compared to a lot of men I’m told. Guess I just like to enjoy sex, and I do.

42 years old, Straight

5'11" 180cm
Athletic
Smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

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