Work in progress

Woman in Ayrshire, Scotland, UK

Joined: 8 months ago
Last on: 3 hours ago

I am a 42 year old single woman for fwb situation. Travel UK wide so I might be nearby.

What I’m looking for:

Tall

Straight

Single

Dad bods

Tattoos

Decent conversations/ sarcastic sense of humour

Now for the inevitable nos:

Attached men - not even with permission

Smokers/vapers

Bi/curious men - it’s not for me

Shorter than me

Terms of endearment from strangers gives me the ick, please don’t

Friends invites if we’ve not spoken

Not taking no for an answer - you’re not owed a reply or an explanation, please don’t be that creep

A dom - I’m absolutely not sub so it’s not a dynamic for me

Asking me what I’ll wear for you/if I’ll dress up.

I’m a big girl with boobs, a bum and jiggly bits but I’m working on being less so. I’m not perfect I know not everyone likes bigger, just don’t be a dick about it.

I’m not as much of a bitch as this makes me sound, I promise!

42 years old, Straight

5'9" 175cm
Ample
Non smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
3 or 4 piercings

Looking For

Men
Aged from 30 to 50 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Voyeurism, Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Spanking, Safe Sex, Oral, Making Videos, Cuckolding, Blindfolds, Adult Parties

Verified Genuine Profile

*punkyMcFuckKnuckle (42), Man on 6 September 2025 by Meeting in person:
Firstly I'd like to say how tired I am today and it's all her fault. A late night meet at a time adults should know better. But it was so worth it. You could say it was animalistic, I'm sure I heard a dog howl at the noise. She's good fun and good craic; a delight to spend time with.

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