Spanked Cheeks and Safety Briefs

Couple in Grimsby, East Midlands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 10 minutes ago

This profile update might sound a little savage, but we’re officially retiring from endless message ping-pong as life’s too short, and we prefer action to typing.

We dip into clubs now and then for the exhibitionist thrill (it keeps things spicy), and if there’s genuine chemistry, who knows what fun might follow. We don’t drink, we don’t smoke, but when the mood hits, we can be delightfully wicked.

One thing, though: if you’ve had a few too many, we’ll politely sit that round out as intoxication just isn’t our vibe.

We’re not here for Friends Reunited, we’re here for grown-up adventures with people who know how to enjoy themselves.

Like what you see? Send us a message with a face pic and let’s keep the unsolicited dick pics safely in your own camera roll, shall we?

Lolly

56 years old, Straight

5'7" 170cm
Average
Non smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Sid

56 years old, Straight

5'6" 168cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Heavily tattooed
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 35 to 60
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Cybersex, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Oral, Phone Sex, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Webcams

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*orkshire-couple7 (50), Couple on 20 June 2026 by Meeting in person:
Had a lovely social with this fantastic couple. Conversation flowed and enjoyed listening to their escapades. We look forward to meeting them in a more intimate setting next weekend and having some fun! Caz and Rog x

*on1234888 (39), Man on 26 April 2026 by Meeting in person:
Well first off they are both very inviting and easygoing We had a social and organised a meet They invited me to there house and what a meet it was all I say I left with a happy face If you get the chance to meet DOINT mess them around

*ueenbee40 (60), Couple on 7 November 2025 by Meeting in person:
We met this couple for a social a couple of weeks back and then had the pleasure of their company this evening I have to say we have found a couple or are firstly friends and then lucky enough to be amazing in the bedroom s really turned J on was polite and fun L is sooo sexy and gorgeous If you get an opportunity to meet do so , they are fantastic and we have already said to arrange the next meet Thank you guys for an amazing evening J&P

*ueenbee40 (60), Couple on 26 October 2025 by Meeting in person:
Had the pleasure of meeting t is wonderful couple for a social and within minutes felt like we had known them a long while So easy to talk to and genuinely down to earth Can’t wait meet soon

*ndlincs (58), Couple on 25 August 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met this beautiful couple firstly for a social drink. Got along great conversation flowed, lots of common ground and loads of laughs. We then arranged a further meet at their lovely home for a more relaxed meet. These 2 really are a fantastic couple. They tick every box!!!! Can't wait til the next time. Thanks guys xx

*ropics (61), Couple on 10 August 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met this couple for a few drinks ! Easy going great couple, laid back and chilled. Got on like a house on fire.