Fierce, Funny Tasty Chick seeks Cock

Woman in Basildon, South East, UK

Joined: 7 weeks ago
Last on: 6 days ago

Been here before

Got bored of being asked ‘you up to much’! Puke - and the constant BS that was coming thick and fast l, whist my ‘CUMs’ were become fewer and further between each one!

Not Looking for a finger/grope or to suck you off in mine or your car - I’d like an upgrade from that scene.

Ideally I’ll only be messaged by handsome grown up men with their own home and haven’t got a wife hiding in the wardrobe or a mother in the attic.

I’m aware I’m possibly asking for a lot here boys - but I just don’t have time for wasters or wankers - happy to do the wanking FOR the right man.

Maybe you like to eat, dance, chat, drink wine and you’d like a fun lady to share that with? I’m all ears..Talk to me!

I’ve definitely been guilty at wasting my valuable time being ‘too nice’ so this time I won’t be replying unless you spark my interest in some way. But - don’t assume the conversation will continue if I feel you’re not on my level mentally, like I said, I just don’t have a min to waste on small talk - or small penises either, if I’m totally honest.

If you read this and are questioning whether you’re man enough for this bitch - probably best not to message me, to be on the safe side xx

Not interested in poor, small minded mummies boys or married men who sleep on the sofa - yeah right, that ole chesnut - Bore off!

Please note - I don’t take it up the arse - and I don’t take shit from anyone either,

While we’re on that subject - told you I was funny right!!??

I also don’t take myself too seriously mainly back here to look at Willys - God I’ve missed those Willy pics!

Just want a laugh and maybe be treated like a lady for a change - that can quite easily turn me very ‘ unlady like’ wink wink xx

51 years old, Straight

5'8" 173cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Men
Aged from 30 to 55 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Oral, Safe Sex, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

Friends

Ray (40), Man