That's what she said..

Woman in Birmingham, West Midlands, UK

Joined: 3 months ago
Last on: 2 hours ago

Stop! Wait a minute.. apologies for interrupting your wank but I need your full attention for the next bit, todger away? Good let’s continue.. Not currently looking to meet privately, only down to attend club nights and private parties, invites welcome.

Attention inbox invaders.. As much as I love penis, all messages containing said bellends will be deleted. As will any meet now requests, offerings of a massage and showcases of your erotic novels. My occupation remains a secret but I can assure you I am not a wrestler, this means I cannot show anyone the 'ropes' at a club. I also don't need a chaperone to events, it's 2025 and women are allowed out on their own these days.. crazy I know!

I'm not here for an ego boost so random compliments don't do it for me. Anyone giving it Prince 'da da da da da could you be the most beautiful girl in the world' little tip save it for people who have actual face pictures on show! Anyone who needs a video call, my menstrual cycle and for me to click on all pictures with a traffic light to confirm I'm a human with a vagina.. move along. I don't have to jump through hoops to prove myself.

I don’t respond to winks so if you have something to say, embrace your Eminem and please stand up. Lastly be respectful, this environment doesn't give anyone a free pass to be a douche. A no reply is a reply, I don't need to explain why im not taking more sausages than richmonds.

L x

35 years old, Bisexual

4'11" 150cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
3 or 4 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Men Women
Aged from 30 to 55
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Safe Sex, Swingers Clubs

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