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*heInsideJoke (45), Woman on 2 April 2025 by Meeting in person:
Spending a day at the beach with this woman is like taking an ice cream cone into a sandstorm—delightful, chaotic, and guaranteed to leave you sticky in ways you didn’t plan for. It all started with an innocent trip to get ice cream. She, in her infinite wisdom, picked the biggest, drippiest cone imaginable—because why not turn a simple treat into an Olympic event? Within minutes, the sun was working against her, and that cone was melting faster than my will to live on leg day. Naturally, she tried to fix it the only way she knew how—by going full toddler and attempting to lick the situation under control. Spoiler alert: she failed. Cue the moment where a strong gust of wind turned her into a human sugar scrub. One second, she was a grown woman enjoying ice cream. The next, she was a walking, talking, sand-coated dessert. I watched in awe as she went from “fun beach date” to “DIY exfoliation experiment gone wrong.” Now, any normal person would have given up, but not her. Nope. She turned to me, face covered in a mix of caramel drizzle and Mother Nature’s finest sand granules, and simply said, “Do I look delicious?” And like the fool I am, I laughed so hard I gagged on my own cone. So, if you’re thinking about a beach day with this woman, prepare yourself. You’ll get laughs, you’ll get licks (consensual, hopefully), and you’ll definitely get sand in places you didn’t know were possible. Would I do it again? Absolutely. But next time, I’m bringing wet wipes and a bib. 10/10, a walking dessert disaster in the best way.

*om and Jerry69 (36), Couple on 22 March 2025 by Meeting in person:
OMG!!! What an amazing pair of women, knew who you were as soon as you started walking down the the stairs, ok so let’s start with sexy, funny, beautiful, banter with a hint of cheekiness, definitely want to see more of you both! Both came ready to party, they did just that….. started them off with a tour, they are very much sociable sexy butterflies!!! We’re both so privileged to have you come to cougars n cubs…. No ifs or buts, a friend request is coming your way and definitely see you again soon….. watch this space ;-) Tom&Jerry xxx

*lue Eyed Joker (40), Man on 11 January 2025 by Meeting in person:
Well, unfortunately it was too cold for Ice Cream ?? A lovely coffee and a good chat instead. Funny, charming, bright, and a glint in here eyes that you know it's worth the wait haha. See you again soon x

*unguy51 (53), Man on 25 June 2024 by Meeting in person:
I've had the pleasure of knowing this lovely lady for a while now.. great fun, makes me giggle.. and is filthy as fuck when you warm her up xxx

*erroca (40), Woman on 24 June 2024 by Meeting in person:
Our first RL encounter started with a play on the swings. Since then, this lady has become a very firm favourite human in my life. A true superstar in everyway. I honestly couldn't imagine my life without her. Keep being you, you sexy piece of ass!

*reakfast Not Included (38), Couple on 23 June 2024 by Meeting in person:
Regal as fuck, 5* for this queen!

*issVXXX (40), Woman on 23 June 2024 by Meeting in person:
I’ve actually met someone funnier than me! Steph you are a darling, I had so much fun with you last night, you were hilarious! Cannot wait to come and see you in Wales soon. H x

*nm_james86 (39), Man on 23 June 2024 by Meeting in person:
Bumped into V at the June UtB social, where many a cheese pun was shared (you had to be there). Would be lovely to cross paths again! x

*tan38 (44), Man on 22 February 2024 by Meeting in person:
As funny as she is charming, great to be around and I look forward to our next encounter xx

*JCooper (39), Man on 21 February 2024 by Meeting in person:
I Met Logo at the recent UTB event. They seemed lovely and here’s hoping we get more chance to have a conversation in the future.

*iss Sassy Pants (47), Woman on 19 February 2024 by Meeting in person:
A great social night/morning/afternoon with the UTB crew and the best ever advice given from B… “The less fucks given the better” which i’ll definitely take to heart. Hope you had as much fun as i did ??

*uteHandful (50), Man on 18 February 2024 by Meeting in person:
Well we met at UTB last night for a social, and social she was! Lovely energy, beautiful smile, intelligent, cheeky sense of humour. Looking forward to next time for whatever ;)

*lattyukbi (60), Man on 18 February 2024 by Meeting in person:
I met B at the fabulous ‘Up the Brum’ social last night. Great fun and absolutely stunning. Whether a red lipstick mark has was left on my butt cheek or not!

*erroca (40), Woman on 7 January 2024 by Webcam:
Haven't met this lady yet, but we spoke on NYE when she was with a mutual friend.. seems a great laugh and I'm looking forward to us getting together and having some fun. Take care beaut.

*hykitty83 (42), Woman on 29 December 2023 by Meeting in person:
This woman is an absolute legend. Side splittingly hilarious, intelligent, sexy and sassy. What more could you want?! More fool you if you miss out! I'd happily keep her all to myself. See you soon sexy lady xxx

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