Chilled woman looking for some great sex.

Woman in Nr Stamford, East Midlands, UK

... "Do you ever just feel like you need a good spooning session?". Friday

Joined: 4 months ago
Last on: 5 hours ago

Please attach face pics to your message.

I do not meet spontaneously.

I have to add, because it seems to be quite common, if you have dirty fingernails you will be blocked immediately. It's rank and it makes you a walking thrush dispenser.

If you aren't a site supporter, cannot accommodate and only want to meet in the daytime...respectfully, sod off.

I work and have a life, meeting in the daytime is not an option.

I do not add randos as friends. I don't want just any old someone looking at my bits and bobs.

If reading this is too much effort for you, then obviously I'm not interested.

I will not exchange phone numbers...only if we meet and things go well.

I'm looking for charm, manners and a subtle, dark/naughty streak. I do not respond well to vulgarity. Hearing "I want to shove my tongue into your gaping arsehole" from a total stranger is slightly alarming and pretty gross.

If you call me names you'll be blocked...I mean anything from babe, right through to slut.

Tall, well built guys are my preference....

Dark hair, with a hairy chest and wide shoulders will get my attention. I also love a short, well kept beard.

I don't like a clean shaven pubic area.

You don't need to be carrying a six pack, 'dad bods' are fine by me.

Not into thin guys at all. Sorry...cry about it all you want, I like what I like.

I'm not overly kinky. I'm quite vanilla actually.

I'm looking for some regular sex with someone reliable.

I want an FWB who can accommodate occasionally.

I live about 10 miles north of stamford. (I don't want to disclose my exact location as its a small place) if you live more than 20 miles it will be a no...unless you're spectacularly appealing and happy to travel regularly.

If you've got to travel for hours, it's a definite no...because it's never going to be regular.

I am exceptionally fussy.

I've been here before, I know the score.

I'm a keen blocker so if you find yourself blocked, don't take it personally...you're not my thing and I just know you'll likely keep messaging even if I say no thanks.

I'm not into sexual gymnastics, I'm heavier than I look. I don't want to hear "I'll carry you" or "lift you and fuck you" no... You won't.

What you will do is slip a disc and then you're no good to me.

I'm curvy, a little on the chunkier side, I have a tummy.

I'm very body confident so I'm not offended if a soft, untoned body isn't your thing.

Size [hidden] up top, 14 down below. Think hourglass.

I'm short, to the point and love a good sense of humour...if you can't have a full blown conversation, real back and forth... I'm not interested.

I like to really get to know someone before I'd consider meeting.

I'm not spontaneous, I'm more careful these days... So meeting tonight or tomorrow is never going to be an option.

If I met someone on here I could fuck and date, that would be a huge bonus.

Don't worry, I'm not looking to fall in love with someone. But having a good distraction in my life is what I need and I miss having someone to eat out with.

I should stress... I am not looking for a relationship.

If you don't attach a face picture with your message, I'm just going to delete it.

I'M NOT INTERESTED IN THE FOLLOWING..

You meet with TV/TS but your profile says your straight. :-/ it's annoys me, just say you're Bi.

You're a lorry driver "in the area"

You're working in the area and staying in a hotel.

You have pictures of you inside many different women...unprotected.

You want to know if I'm ovulating... Yuk.

You are attached in any way.

Being filmed.

Also not interested in talking about intimate sex details with someone I don't know. If we click, then we can discuss the finer details.

Safe sex is a must, can be renegotiated if things go well and become regular.

I should add, I'm not one for dressing up. Stockings and suspenders are not my thing. I find them uncomfortable...plus my legs are not long enough. Stockings make them look even shorter.

I'm more comfortable in a flowy, mid length dress, bare feet, no underwear.

When I'm very very comfortable with someone, and I know them well, I'd consider dressing up. Oh and heels? I'll wear them but don't expect me to walk anywhere in them. My high heel days are done.

I also have to say, if we speak, it does not guarantee that I'm going to meet. What seems to be happening is a guy will chat for a bit, he comes off as if he's totally down for vanilla, then it's as if he's talking to someone he's known for years and starts to talk like he doesn't need to try very hard because he's already done the hard work. Erm... No. There's a loooong way to go between "Hi" and us getting intimate.

I'm going to add my status updates below, since people seem to enjoy some of the weirder ones I write ha!

Controversial? People go on about hygiene, I mean obv, but, you're fine with licking ass and sucking & fucking a D thats been inside an ass....LOL

The sentence "snap me because I've got no messages left" is guaranteed to dry a woman up faster than an ice cube in an air fryer. Yuk.

I keep getting asked "why no skinny guys" simple answer....I don't want to break you. Lol.

To the guys that think they have a right to my reply. We owe each other nothing. I don't know you and vice versa. Please, get a grip

Just to add, of course I'm talking to multiple guys, what are you? The messaging police? I'm looking for an FWB, longterm, not every guy is going to be the right one for me, So get over yourself and just take it for what it is.

Adding filters to face pictures is not cool. So, be cool, don't do it. :-D

It is wild to me that guys think I would be interested in their cum. Like it's some prize. You are a stranger to me. Firstly... Yuk. Secondly PUKE.

Zee

43 years old, Straight

5'3" 160cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Men
Aged from 28 to 53 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

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*sh1979 (46), Man on 23 June 2026 by Meeting in person:
I have known this gorgeous women now for around 5 years And we have had some amazing times together. We meet usually if both of us are free (which is not as often as we’d like) and the sex is just off the scale! Right from the first time we met we had amazing sexual chemistry and that has just grown and grown. She is an amazing sexual partner, submissive yet in control, filthy yet sensual. She just loves what good sex is all about It’s refreshing and never a minute spent with her is wasted I wasn’t sure I’d meet someone that likes sex as much as I do but this girl certainly does. Phenomenal!

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