Clearly I’m too ugly for anyone on here

Man in Fareham, South East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 3 hours ago

A wise wizard once said, 'Words are, in my not-so-humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic.' With that in mind...

Hello good peoples!

I'm a witty kinda geeza, who likes nothing more than sports with the right person (or people, if I'm lucky - wink wink!).

The first thing people usually notice about me is my friendly personality, closly followed by my smashing eyes. You may find yourself awed by the callibre of my eyes and thighs. I will be sure to bring myself well-oiled to our date, so that you can appreciate my body to its full.

I work as a swordsman, helping viewers. This allows me to exercise my skills: saving lives and leadership. Dating me will be a little like dating royalty. I once saw Ronald McDonald getting off a bus, and the paparazzi have been after me ever since. We'd better keep your kit on out of doors!

My life goals include:

Recieve a telegram from an owl

get jiggy with you

Have a three-way date

Become the best swordsman I can be

Help all the viewers in the world

If you're the right person for me, you'll be bold and lovable. You won't be afraid to be themselves and will have a healthy respect for honesty.

My ideal date would involve intercourse in a hotel room in London with a moist person by my side. While we're there, I lick your curvaceous body and imagine retelling the occasion to my mates.

I promise I'll turn up to our date looking good and smelling amazing. You'll have no personal hygene worries, and I hope I'll be able to say the same about you.

And I'll leave you with a quote from the one-and-only Harry Potter: "It seems as though I always knew I'd have to face him in the end."

Light me fire, babe

Lord Leopold Wheeler

40 years old, Bi-curious

5'5" 165cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (FF) Women TV/TS
Aged from 18 to 85
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Voyeurism, Webcams, Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Soft Swing, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Role Play, Rimming, Phone Sex, Oral, Making Videos, Group Sex, Gangbangs, DP, Dogging, Cybersex, Cuckolding, Blindfolds, Anal, Adult Parties

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