Why so serious…

Man in Near By, Wales, UK

Joined: 11 months ago
Last on: 2 hours ago

* Not looking to sleep with the whole of fab (because truth is I will get turned down by well over 75% anyway)

* Quality over quantity (but I’d take a high quantity of a high quality if I had the chance)

* I have a busy real life, so don’t expect a reply straight away (I might make you wait to give that impression, or I might just be really thick and struggling to come up with a reply)

* No face pic in first message, no reply (I mean honestly how many people actually send a face pic to a random straight out the gate? No chance)

* No blank profiles (yep I have no profile picture, but I have reasons……nobody else can have reasons, only me lol)

* Only interested in people verified from at least 5 play meets, socials will not count (despite me not wanting to sleep my way through the site, I want to make sure you have so I can read you reviews….if you can get people to grade you A* to F that’ll make it even easier.)

* Put ‘random word’ at the start of any messages to prove you have read this or I will delete them without reading them (to be fair if anyone messages without reading my profile I would be shocked)

* I will not meet at the drop of a hat (but if I am free, I will meet at the drop of knickers)

* Don't ask me how I am doing. The answer is ok. (But please actually see if I’m ok, it’s always nice to have people check on how you are)

* Don’t ask me what I am into, look at my Interests it’s all there (well actually no it isn’t, just because I found it funny to leave it blank)

* I will only chat on here, I will not give out my phone number of socials (unless we get along and want to keep in touch easier)

***I have willingly put up content in a public forum, but by putting a long winded statement at the end of my profile makes me think I am safe from anyone doing anything malicious***

Lover

37 years old, Straight

6'0" 183cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Women
Aged from 25 to 55
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

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