Fun lady looking for fun guys and girls

Woman in Laois, Laois, Ireland

Joined: 11 months ago
Last on: 8 hours ago

Bearded Heartbreakers Apply Within.

Married, fully permitted, and here for the thrill — think hall pass, not scandal.

Women: I am proudly bisexual — and only interested in women who actually desire women. If you’re here for performative girl-on-girl moments to entertain a man, keep scrolling. If you know how to flirt with your eyes, hold my attention with a smile, and leave me wondering how your touch feels… we should talk.

If the idea of pics or videos when we are together gives you stage fright, bless you, but this isn’t your playground. I enjoy a bit of visual teasing — if you can’t handle a camera without breaking into a sweat, we’re already in different leagues.

Tall, bearded men… yes, I am absolutely that shallow. If you’ve got that “I could destroy you with a smirk” face, I will probably stare at your jawline like it owes me money. Facial attraction is a must — if I don’t look at you and immediately think “well… that could be dangerous,” we’re just pen pals at best. Also, I’m not into bi men — purely a preference, not an insult, so no dramatic exits please.

I’m a scheduler, not a spontaneous goblin. “Are you free in an hour?” — no, sir, I am not dial a ride . Meets must be planned ahead, and there will always be a social first. I like the slow burn, smart banter, and the moment I think, “Oh no… he’s funny, I’m in trouble.”

Been on and off here for years, so trust me — my boxes are well-defined, thoroughly tested, and occasionally upgraded with the right person , Inspire me to add a new one!

If you’re up for well-planned fun, smirks over drinks, and a delicious build-up to something worth remembering…

– L x

Because apparently this STILL needs saying:

I’m not here to sext you through your lunch break or provide you with one-handed entertainment material. “Send pic babe” is an instant no. If you can’t start with wit, warmth and a tiny bit of trouble, then we won’t get to the good stuff.

Much love

L x

lucy

39 years old, Bisexual

5'7" 170cm
Large
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Men Women
Aged from 25 to 50 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

Verified Genuine Profile

*nFlynn (50), Man on 7 September 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met LG late night at Electric picnic. We had a great conversation and shared a kiss. She is very warm, open and easy to talk to. We will meet again. Flynn

*urto155 (28), Man on 3 September 2025 by Meeting in person:
Got to meet this lovely lady for a chat and drink at EP, great craic and laughs were had.

*erdyGuy42 (23), Man on 1 September 2025 by Meeting in person:
Got the chance to meet this lovely lady at EP for a few chats over the weekend and she is just an absolute joy to be around glad I was able to meet and talk and hope to chat again sometime