Cougar, Switch and Muscle Mummy…

Woman in London, Greater London, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 days ago

It might seem like the gym is my whole personality but it’s not…coffee makes up at least half. I’ve been called Quadzilla, so you know the gym has provided a good resting place for your hand while driving.

I’m about as wild as my hair…I won’t judge you for your kinks, but I will judge you if you love crocs. I have an extensive toy collection but really I’m just looking for someone to theragun the places I can’t reach.

Apparently I’m too queer for the straights and too straight for the queers…do I need to get a nose piercing to be part of the club? I’m really just a humoursexual…I can be laughed into bed.

My mood fluctuates between Mummy and good girl…switchy and open to any and all dynamics that might unfold. I’m solo poly with a few partners currently.

Send coffee, cuddles and cunnilingus…and a face photo with your first message.

If you send unsolicited nudes or sexual messages you’ll be sent to the graveyard of people I’ve blocked on here who don’t understand basic consent.

I get a lot of messages so if I delete your message and I don’t reply, I’m not interested.

44 years old, Bisexual

5'5" 165cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Men Women
Aged from 18 to 45 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

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*manz (39), Man on 23 April 2024 by Meeting in person:
Madam Mayhem is incredible. After passing the vetting process and chatting at length, it was clear that I’d made the right choice of pro domme to guide me into the world of kink. She has a wonderful voice (a weapon wielded well) and the perfect touch. You would do well to behave and submit to MM - she will reward you for obedience. I can’t wait to explore more and see her again.

*ole Wolfwood (42), Man on 26 May 2022 by Meeting in person:
What a lady! We spoke for a little while before meeting, constantly flirty but such an intriguing mind too. In person, wow. Madam Mayhem will certainly take control if you don't, and whatever role you take this sensual, sexy, knows-how-to-make-it-feel-great-and-will woman is worth every moment of your time and attention.

*hrisggfff (31), Man on 8 December 2021 by Meeting in person:
scintillating conversation, sparkling sense of humour, knows how to wear a pair of wet look pants, no, trousers like nobody's business.. yeah...yeah!

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