I can only promise I'll never cum first.

Man in Guildford, South East, UK

Joined: 4 months ago
Last on: 3 weeks ago

I’ll be honest from the beginning. I’m new to the swinging scene and lifestyle. I’m fresh off the boat, but I do know that I want it in my life.

I'd like to make some long term friends and hopefully FWBs, I enjoy slow and sensual sex where I can take my time with foreplay and oral.

I can do panda as well as the next man (eats, roots, shoots and leaves) if that’s what’s wanted.

Eyes and a smile will floor me every time.

I really enjoy kissing, lots of it, I think it’s utterly underrated, and like giving oral, I’m happy to kiss till the cows come home.

I really enjoy oral , I mean, reeeaally enjoy it. I could genuinely spend bloody hours down there till the sun goes down and you don’t even remember your own name, And nipples.. magnificent things. All I need is some padding for my knees and I’m good for the rest of the day.

On the first meeting I’d not be expecting nor push for anything other than a social meeting, that first interview to see if you like what you see, then if we click, happy days.

I’m British born and bred but of mediterranean heritage. However if you’re after olive skin then you’ll be sadly disappointed.

I’m clean, hygienic and my teeth are straight and eyes point the same way.

I’d like to hope that I can string a decent sentence and hold a decent witty and articulate conversation together.

I would consider myself warm, sensual, honest and far too short for my own personal liking, I am indeed too short to be a stormtrooper.

I’d like to think I’ve not fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, but I know many would argue that.

Looks wise, if you like Jason Statham or Ross kemp, then your eyeballs shouldn’t be too offended with me.

Due to thinning on top I keep my hair short. I don’t shave my head, I don’t want to look like boiled egg just yet, but I do go down to a grade 1 when it’s cut, and wait till It’s probably around a grade 2 or three before I cut it. Any more than that I look like crusty the clown on crack - if that’s your bag, then honestly, I’m happy to grow it out to my own comedic detriment.

I’m happy to try anything once, how can I say if I don’t like it otherwise, and for the right friend I’d even let them expand my circle.

I’m straight, but I would describe myself as gynesexual, I love the feminine form, and if that means that I give an ultra convincing CD / TV or TS one of those "oh hello, horny little girl" glances over the top of your glasses then so be it.

I’d say I’m also sapiosexual, I love a sharp mind, a witty wicked sense of humour, and a naughty laugh. Afterglow cuddles pillow talk, talking about nothing… I love it.

Reading, and contrary to some profiles on here, I do appreciate a wink if you like me, winks make me feel good and tell me that it’s worth writing to you to see if we can go further.

Ladies, you’re often talking about how you get strung along, no shows for meets etc. I can assure you that’s not me, word is word. I don't like being messed around, so I wouldn't do it to you.

Feel free to invite me to social events, I’d love to go to them and meet as many of you as possible, don’t worry I’m housetrained so you won’t have to suffer me as one of the wanking dead in your peripheral vision.

I enjoy role play and acting out fantasies, and seeing women get dressed up, anything that enhances the female form is for me a lip biting, thigh clinching turn on, and if you've a welsh or American deep south accent then you've already had me at hello.

Bottom line is, that compared to some on here I’m nothing special. I’ve nothing remarkable about me that I can shove in your face or push down your throat or up your bum, I’m just plain old unremarkable me. And if you’ve read this far.. thank you so much.

Safe sex and condoms is never in dispute unless asked for otherwise. I’ll never pressure to go unprotected in any situation. Health is paramount,.

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51 years old, Bi-curious

5'7" 170cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women TV/TS
Aged from 40 to 75
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cybersex, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Webcams

Verified Genuine Profile

*ustMrB (49), Man on 22 March 2024 by Meeting in person:
Great to meet this guy at the HMW social. He's great company and has some great stories to tell. Hopefully bump into you again at she social.

*llenMilf (48), Couple on 22 March 2024 by Meeting in person:
Great to meet you. Such a nice and fun person to spend time chatting with. See you soon. Love Milfy. Xxx.

*anilla switch (51), Woman on 22 March 2024 by Meeting in person:
What a charming gentleman with an amazing smile and hilarious stories! So glad you found your way to our HMW socials. Something tells me we will be seeing you again… hope so! :-) Mwah Vs x

*ampshires Most Wanted (37), Couple (FF) on 22 March 2024 by Meeting in person:
Meeting Mario last night was a pure pleasure and delight. He had us all laughing and intrigued by his conversation and wax tales. See you at the next one. X

*cottish guy 555 (53), Man on 22 March 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this charming and sociable chap at the hampshire's most wanted social. We chatted a bit and he was pleasant and mixed easily with others. I wish him well and look forward to bumping into him again soon.