If you don't like cats, fuck off.

Woman in Looneyville, Scotland, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 3 hours ago

Middle aged woman.

Not looking to meet. Happily attached to Mr Mabawz Ardanglee.

Actively avoiding the aesthetically challenged. (Aka "ugly cunts).

Happy being an exhibitionist on cam.

I don’t take direction very well and prefer to freestyle when behaving like a sad auld slapper.

I also don't take myself too seriously and find I get on best with people who also have this outlook. With that in mind, if the most interesting thing about you is your pronouns then we're unlikely to be each others type. This kind of individual gives me major ring sting.

Not particularly interested in your knob pics. I've seen more Jap's eyes than a Tokyo optician since joining Fab.

If you must insist in sending one, please refrain from the Fab classic - "Cock over shitter" pic. I prefer not to start my day by seeing the remnants of your brown trout waiting to be flushed down river.

And please, don't take the huff if you send a face pic (I never ask for them) and it's not reciprocated. If you look like you set fire to your coupon and put it out with a golf shoe then perhaps reconsider the brown trout option outlined above.

Unless you have a stutter "mmmmmmmmm" is never an acceptable comment in a message.

No reply = no interest. It also sometimes just means I'm not feeling particularly chatty. Don't take it personally.

50 years old, Bisexual

5'7" 170cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 38 to 55
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Taking Photos, Webcams

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*enwithfella (57), Man on 11 February 2024 by Webcam:
I was lucky enough to happen upon Matoza’s cam tonight and what a treat it was. Classy, elegant, sexy and stunning, she’s got the lot.

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