I'm not stuck up my own arse.....but I'd like you to be :) xxx

Woman in Nottingham, East Midlands, UK   TickPhoto VerifiedOn mobile site

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Party and club invites welcome xxx


Please say Hi if you remember my ass :) xxx

Quality over quantity every time!!!

I am a crazy menopausal lady who loves sex with men and women. If you don't piss me off or mess me around then you will be fine :).

I am very happily single, and have no intention of ever changing that xxx

I am 51, a very proud mum and proud of my lumps, bumps and saggy bits too. It's just good lighting and angles haha. If you don't like these then kindly move on xxxx

I absolutely love going to clubs, so if that's your thing and you ever fancy a plus one, just message or wink me as I would love to go too xxxx

And If you definitely like them fussy, feisty and very, very naughty come say hello. I'd love to meet a club/fuck buddy who loves sex and anal as much as I do. I am definitely after that elusive fb who would love to rip my clothes off and fuck me senseless. (A girl can dream). I miss the taste of cum!!

My preferences/fantasies are for very tall, athletic guys :) and for tall, brunette ladies, but these are not set in stone :) x You just jump to the front of the queue every time lol xxxx

If I am attracted to you, I don't care about colour or anything. So say hello and let's get acquainted :) xxx

I am a unicorn :), but I also have a very hot male friend if you fancy the unicorn/couple dynamic :) xxx

Last thing, No you can't have my knickers, even my old ones. I keep those ones to be ripped off me by people I choose :) xxx


51 years old, Bisexual

5'8"  173cm
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women
Aged from 32 to 48 only
Will meet smokers


Can accommodate
Can travel


Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Dogging, DP, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports, Webcams

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*winging Scientists (39), Couple on 10 December 2023 by Meeting in person:
Another great night with mental chick, was a little last minute meet that was so good!! She greeted me in a little red dress with stockings which soon came off, a few minutes later she was riding my cock with her ass and the rest is history! Needless to say she is so much fun and a great laugh too! Here’s to many more meets x

*earlandSpice (45), Couple on 25 November 2023 by Meeting in person:
WOW this sexy lady is something else. She has become one our closest friends on here and we always love spending time with her. She is so attentive to us both. We were happy to help her celebrate her birthday with a bang and help her tick some boxes. We can't wait to see this beautiful lady again. Xx

*winging Scientists (39), Couple on 25 November 2023 by Meeting in person:
What a privilege it was to be invited to mental chicks birthday bash! Very lucky to have been involved in plenty of filth, anal, dp, strap on with anal, squirting, double ended dildos, you name it, we did it! Such a great host and a lovely lady in the street, total freak in the bed, love it! Hopefully it’s not a year until the next time we see you, although we’re really enjoying celebrating your birthday each year!! X x

*earlandSpice (45), Couple on 9 December 2022 by Meeting in person:
It's always a pleasure to see this beautiful and very sexy lady and last weekends fun for her belated birthday treat met all our expectations. In fact I (Mrs Spice) was well and truly spoiled by her. She is the most lovely lady you could hope to meet and so glad to call her a friend. If you get to meet her, treat her well and you will be more than rewarded, she deserves the best. Until next time beautiful xx

*EED6 (37), Couple on 12 November 2022 by Meeting in person:
We met this gorgeous lady at a party last night. Wow, she is absolutely stunning with an incredible body. So sexy and confident and we had so much fun with her!

*winging Scientists (39), Couple on 12 November 2022 by Meeting in person:
Wow! What a night with mental chick!! She’s even hotter in person than her awesome pics on here, and was the life and soul of our little orgy last night! J enjoyed giving her a spanking and her on top riding him with her ass! Wow!! Hoping this is the first of many, many fun times together xx

*arty-marty-stallion! (34), Man on 12 November 2022 by Meeting in person:
Part of a wicked and wild private orgy. This smoking hot woman was definitely an amazing addition to the group play *HOT*

*earlandSpice (45), Couple on 6 March 2022 by Meeting in person:
Oh we love this special lady. A pleasure to have her stay with us, to chat to, to accompany the PJ Porn party with and have breathtakingly naughty fun with her. She literally has me (Spice) quivering from head to toe. We feel truly blessed to have met such a fabulous lady and friend. See you again soon beautiful xx

*ushtush300 (49), Couple on 6 March 2022 by Meeting in person:
Omg what a very naughty sexy minx you are x had the absolute pleasure of meeting this gorgeous girl last night boy does she know how to please very horny encounter thank you so much xxx jazz

*nkedlady2 (48), Couple on 6 March 2022 by Meeting in person:
What is not to love about this utterly gorgeous unicorn who is very very naughty. Thankyou for coming to our PJ Porn Party at No3 last night. Loved watching you with PearlandSpice enjoying a very hot session in the couples room. Hopefully we can tempt you to more of our parties. Kisses xx

*ickasscouple (47), Couple on 26 October 2021 by Meeting in person:
After chatting on fab we were pleased to see this hot lady was attending the same event as us. After chatting in the bar, I couldn't wait to get my hands on MC and happily abandoned MrK to join her and 2 other sexy women in the playroom! MC introduced me to her little bag of tricks & treats and WOW - treated I was! She's sexy, insatiable, friendly, funny and oh-so-naughty as anything. Totally 'mental' & certainly our kind of bat-shit crazy! Until next time xxS&Pxx

*earlandSpice (45), Couple on 24 October 2021 by Meeting in person:
Felt honoured once again to be in this gorgeous lady's company and to walk in with her on our arm to last night's Hornyween party. You would never have known this was her first private party as she socialised with ease and kicked off the night by starting an all girl foursome. We just can't get enough of this beautiful woman and can't wait for the next time. Xx

*az Dukes (57), Couple on 24 October 2021 by Meeting in person:
We were lucky enough to meet this beautiful sexy lady on the large busy bed at No 3 Hornyween party, until next time xx

*nkedlady2 (48), Couple on 24 October 2021 by Meeting in person:
Wow!! This hot hunny’s pictures are amazing but she is unbelievably gorgeous in person ….. It was our pleasure to meet her last night at Hornyween. Loved watching her embrace the fun on the couple’s bed. Can’t wait to see her again. Get booking that Kissmas train lovely lady Mwah xx

*harkey500 (46), Man on 24 October 2021 by Meeting in person:
Finally got to meet MC after her being on my hotlist for years. I didn't recognise her at first when she was fully clothed but there was no mistaking her gorgeous ass once they came off!! She is stunning and a good lass!! X

*earlandSpice (45), Couple on 25 September 2021 by Meeting in person:
What a lady, what a night! MC is a perfect combination of wild, fun and the right amount of crazy with her beautiful flowing locks and sexy figure. She helped us tick a lot of boxes last night and we certainly hope we did for her too. She is truly amazing in the bedroom but a special mention for her skills in pleasuring a lady. She had me (Spice) quivering throughout with her skilled tongue, mouth, magical touch and strap on action. It goes without saying we cannot wait for further rounds :) xx

*earlandSpice (45), Couple on 19 September 2021 by Meeting in person:
We met this gorgeous lady a couple of months back at Chams. We were so happy to see her and her friend walk in as it absolute turned the night around for us and ended in a fantastic session. She may be a mental chick but she is also damn hot, is open minded and knows what she wants. We definitely would love to meet her again. Xx


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