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Couple in Kendal, North West, UK   TickPhoto VerifiedOn mobile site

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We’re a fun couple with quite a bit of swinging experience. We’ve been to several parties and clubs in the past. We took a break due to covid and we’re just getting back into the swing of things.

We think we look ok. We have average looking bodies with the usual age related lumps and bumps. We look good in poorly lit rooms with paper bags on our heads :/ ha ha lol

To start with, we’re looking to meet other couples for a drink and then hopefully more if the mood is right. We’re not looking to meet single guys at this point in time.

We can occasionally accommodate in Ulverston or Kendal. We also like weekends away so hotel and club meets are also on our radar.


43 years old, Straight

5'9"  175cm
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings


45 years old, Bisexual

5'6"  168cm
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers


Can accommodate
Can travel


Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys

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*he beard and the bum (46), Couple on 25 September 2023 by Meeting in person:
We love you guys and your sense of fun! You always throw yourselves into the party theme and have the best outfits, even though the wolf mask may have been a bit scary, lol! The ears were super cute though ;-) You’ll always be top of our invite list and I think we need to spend more time at our caravan so we can accidentally (on purpose) bump into you in Cumbria. Big kisses xx

*G_Tits (53), Couple on 24 September 2023 by Meeting in person:
Oh lordy! Where to start... OK, first of all - bloody gorgeous. We knew that from their profile. But, they were on a different level when we met them for a drink. We quietly gave ourselves a pat on the back. And so easy to get along with. Super chilled, chatty and funny. We were all relaxed and having a giggle in no time. As for the fun stuff... bodies to die for, and they knew just how to please us. It was great to see the girls exploring each other and even better to fall into a hot, sweaty heap when we all finally came up for air. One of Fab's very finest, and a couple we hope to see a lot more of. x

*ildcampers40 (34), Couple on 11 September 2023 by Meeting in person:
We met up with this sexy couple yesterday. It's nice to meet such a down to earth couple. Both really nice to talk to and we are now looking forwards to arranging a little trip away. It can't come soon enough. Great to meet you guys fab should have more couples like you! X

*lub play (49), Couple on 4 September 2023 by Meeting in person:
Thanks for coming along to the UV Party on Saturday 2nd September helping make it a night to remember xxx We hope you enjoyed your visit & we will see you again very soon xxx Club Play – Paul & Dawn xxx Ps If you have not already done so please don’t forget to leave a club review & verification & we will do the same xxx

*urosexcouple (48), Couple on 18 July 2023 by Meeting in person:
We met up with these two for a second time at Cupids over the weekend and wow was it hot!! They are so laid back and it's always a pleasure to hang out with them. We got to explore the venue together and watch some amazing scenes before we got our own steamy affair going in a little room downstairs. Roll on the next meet with these friends and here's to many more fogged up windows! ;-)

*nkedLady2-Parties (41), Couple on 16 July 2023 by Meeting in person:
Thankyou for attending our CaMOUFLaGE PaRTY at Cupids last night We’re so glad you joined in the fun and filth of the night and we hope to see you at future inkedlady2-parties. Kisses. Inked & Tips xx

*andC84 (39), Couple on 4 June 2023 by Meeting in person:
We were fortunate enough to meet this lovely couple last night at the movie themed night at No3. They were such great company all night and such a pleasure to talk to. Hopefully our paths will cross again and we’ll be able to enjoy their company some more x

*kpartystarters (46), Couple on 4 June 2023 by Meeting in person:
What a fantastic couple! After messaging on here, we finally got to meet these two at a party last night. The conversation flowed and the pleasantries continued in the playroom. We had the most fun we've had in ages, everything got so besmirched, in the funnest possible way. Hot and funny, we shall be seeing you again, that's a promise. x

*he beard and the bum (46), Couple on 4 June 2023 by Meeting in person:
Having previously met Mr on his single profile last year, we invited him and his gorgeous partner to our first event at No 3 last night. Super friendly and down to earth and they were definitely a hit! Hope to see you at future parties x

*urosexcouple (48), Couple on 7 May 2023 by Meeting in person:
Wow!! We finally got to meet this stunning sexy couple last night after chatting for a few weeks. It was without doubt worth the wait for for the opportunity to meet up with such a fantastic pair at a packed Pandora party last night. We had a great time socially, both very easy to get on with and fun to be around. Then things got really hot in one of the playrooms between the four of us and we had quite a few very respectful spectators enjoying what we got up to! The night carried on back at our hotel and the naughty fun continued until the sun came up. We hope it's not too long before we get to meet these two again for another night of fun and naughtiness! Thank you both for making it such a wonderful experience S&L XX

*ouAndMeXXX (36), Couple on 27 March 2023 by Meeting in person:
We met at a Cupids event night on Saturday after chatting for a while on here. Really lovely down to earth couple so easy to speak to and so friendly. Look great and a lot of fun. We didn't get to play this time but hope to arrange another meet in the near future. GK & NB x

*ik Naks (40), Couple on 27 March 2023 by Meeting in person:
We are so happy we got to see our friends again in Cupids on Saturday. We hadn’t seen them for 2 months but we picked up were we left off the last time we seen them. They are such a great couple and we feel so comfortable in their company. We got a not so private room with them and despite a wobble in the middle due to the viewing window we both had a hot and steamy encounter. Would love to meet up with these two again but maybe in a more quiet and private setting. Please don’t pass these guys by as you won’t be disappointed xx

*etitepleasure (47), Woman on 16 March 2023 by Meeting in person:
Lucky enough to meet this hot pair at a party last weekend! They are easy to get on with, great fun and very naughty! Hope we get to meet again soon for some more filthy fun ;) xx

*winging Scientists (38), Couple on 12 March 2023 by Meeting in person:
It was a pleasure to have these guys over for our little soirée last night having met them briefly last week at Cupids. So glad you made the trip and to have gotten to know you both better, what a night!! Hopefully we can see you guys again soon xx

*EED6 (36), Couple on 12 March 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely couple at a party last night, both really hot and quietly confident, loved their vibe!

*reedom100 (36), Couple on 12 March 2023 by Meeting in person:
We met these amazingly kinky couple at a house party and We've had an fantastic night, they made us feel very relaxed and comfortable. We all had lots of hot fun in the living room. we can't wait to meet them again! Joe and Tinkie xxx

*ust a little bit more (35), Woman on 11 March 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely couple for a social, super layed back, easy to get along with and cute as hell. I cannot wait to see them again for some seriously filthy fun!

*winging Scientists (38), Couple on 5 March 2023 by Meeting in person:
Great to meet these guys at Cupids! Very hot and can’t wait for our party next weekend now!! X

*UTTERFLY EVENTS (43), Couple (FF) on 30 January 2023 by Meeting in person:
Known Mr for a number of years! Really lovely genuine guy!! Met Mrs!! Very beautiful and friendly looked great together and happy! Got stuck into the night too which was great to see really hope we see u again guys! Love BUTTERFLY and PHOENIX XX

*tasia (63), Couple on 30 January 2023 by Meeting in person:
Happy to verify this couple as 100% genuine. Club members here at Xtasia, and always a pleasure to see them attending, XX

*ik Naks (40), Couple on 29 January 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met this sexy couple whilst they were on their way home from a night out. They stopped off at a hotel we were staying at and oh my god we are sure glad they did. Natalie fancied the pants of them both and what started of as as social ended up being our first genuine sort of pre arranged meet in years. The girls got the action going and it didn't take long for our boys to wriggle their way in. David loved being in their company and particularly enjoyed stopping the Mrs fall of the bed whilst his fingers where otherwise else engaged. She has got an amazing body and the most suckable nipples and his cock is just so dreamy and can imagine when he gets to use it properly I'm going to be well and truly satisfied. Both are so respectful, chatty and laid back and could easily see us being friends with them. Even though time was limited due to travel it was the best thing that could happen as its left us waiting for part 2 with a trip to kendal.Thank you for a great meet and can't wait to see you both again very soon Natalie and David xx

*nkedMrG (49), Couple on 29 January 2023 by Meeting in person:
Was wicked seeing these two last night They are so bubbly sexy and was a pleasure to be round them Enjoyed their company and bieng flirtatious Definitely look forward to seeing them again soon hopefully Till Nx time InkedMrG x

*ewsexycpl (43), Couple on 29 January 2023 by Meeting in person:
Awesome genuine couple that allowed us to pop our swinging cherry at Xstatia. They are both super laid back and really easy to get along with and we really enjoyed their company even before we got to the club. Once there we had a great time, chatting and dancing before we moved on to some mutual fun. Both super hot and really know what they are doing, a lot of fun times were definitely had. Thanks both for being fab.


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