Crumpledcockskin and Tartpunzel

Couple in Manchester/glasgow, North West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 10 months ago

I am now selling lingerie and more, if you are anywhere from Vanilla to Master & Slave and much more I am sure I have something really nice for you. So let's chat...

WE NEVER PLAY SEPERATELY EXCEPT WITH OUR OWN SEX!

TO ALL CIRCUS ESCAPEES.....READ THE BLOODY PROFILE

NO STRAIGHT GUYS..NO STRAIGHT GUYS..NO STRAIGHT GUYS

TO ALL STRAIGHT DICKHEADS THAT CANNOT OR REFUSE TO READ A PROFILE IN FULL, PLEASE GET IN TOUCH WITH US SO YOU CAN WIN OUR EXCELLENT 1ST PRIZE IN OUR FABSWINGERS WORLD FAMOUS 'BLOCK THE EEJIT' COMPETITION!

NO STRAIGHT GUYS....WE ARE BOTH BISEXUAL...READ OUR PROFILE!

We are a discreet,fully bisexual couple looking for bisexual friends and playmates.

Paula is a BBW, size 24 and is a very curvy, voluptuous 44dd,so if it’s not your thing then jog on. She is very highly sexed and loves to dress for the occasion, she is very responsive to touch and gets lost in ecstasy when turned on and being a greedy girl just wants more and more.

Jim is slim, shaved head among other things, he keeps very fit by cycling and is also very highly sexed and loves to please the ladies, putting their pleasure and satisfaction before his.Jim loves to play with toys too, he is one sexy playful, mischievous guy,lol.

We are looking to make friends as well as meet playmates for the long term, people we can socialise with and play with if we all feel like it.

Our age limits are 35-65 and non-negotiable!

We are both shaved/close trimmed and expect the same from those we play with, we do not do body hair of any shape or form, that means facial, chest, and the rest. PAULA HAS A BODY HAIR PHOBIA.

Non-smokers only please.

YOU MUST BE FULLY BISEXUAL NOT BI CURIOUS OR ORALLY BI !

ANY MESSAGES RECEIVED THAT HAVE SILHOUETTE PICTURES OR NO PUBLIC GALLERY PICTURES ON THE PROFILE WILL BE DELETED.

If you have a nosy at our profile and like what you see and may be interested then please feel free to get in touch and we will take it from there. You can recognise which one of us is online by the first name put down on our messages

You will be DELETED;

1. If Your profile says you are Straight but want to play "Bi" (Be true to yourself & us). Instant delete!

2. If you have large amounts of body hair (READ our profile)! Instant delete!

3. If you are a Silhouette or have NO gallery pictures. Instant delete! Do not send pics in a message if you have a silhouette anywhere on your profile page,again, instant delete!

We are not interested in bi-curious or the orally bi, those of you who are hiding under the banner of straight but want to play bi, be true to yourself or just pass us by. We would like to know about you, not what you would like to do to either one of us or what you think you can do for us, we will be the judges of your ‘skills’, that can come later if and when we have had a meet for a chat and drinks to see if we get on in person, it is ok to talk over the web but chemistry is what makes it work for us. We are open to most things but will not participate in filth, water sports or extreme pain.

PLEASE READ OUR PROFILE PROPERLY. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO MEET THEN WE HAVE A REQUEST,PLEASE BE VERY CLOSE TRIMMED, BUT WE DO PREFER SHAVED!

Paula

59 years old, Bisexual

5'5" 165cm
Ample
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Jim

65 years old, Bisexual

5'9" 175cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women TV/TS
Aged from 35 to 65 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Cross-dressing, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Webcams

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*ingerjo_lee (53), Couple on 27 May 2016 by Meeting in person:
Met this sexy lady last night at cupids lady's only night. Had a good giggle at the bar tryed the flogger and gloves hope to meet up again soon jo xx

*heGateHouseBolton (59), Woman on 21 October 2015 by Meeting in person:
Met this very sexy lady at manchester bi social Had a great chat and lots of laughs Hopefully meet again soon