Read me, write me, fuck me. Easy as ABC

Woman in Vale Of Glamorgan, Wales, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: over a year ago

To all of you out there, looking to meet

Read first through this profile before u just greet,

For therein will lie the answers you seek,

Like if sex is on offer, then which day of thr week?

Read on and you'll I'm not a perfector

And often will pose for a picture collector

But u must say at first what u want is just that

So I dont plan a meet and look like a prat!

No bi guys, or shy guys im sorry to say

I want what I want and I want it my way

Pubes from my mouth I just dont wish pick

And overweight ladies I just cant bear to lick.

Parties are awesome, and I do love to host

But its my blow job that guys will remember the most

I like s ome lite banter, one linrs I block

So put in some effort or ill not bounce on ur cock.

My fella is always rite by my side

But I like arranging and not just the ride

Pictures I'll share when first message u pass

Play ur cards right and u fuck my ass.

Thats all for now if you need info just say

Its tims for a shag now to start my day

But often I find that so greedy I am

More than one cock I want for a grand slam!!

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Anyway here for fun not for the one!!!

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Likes include- witty and thought provoking profile names, Maaners-please/thankyiu/capital they cost nothing and peeps letters at stzrt of sentence. Rugby, rugby players and Richie McCaw! Slim women and respectful but Alpha men.

Dislikes - icky profile names that sound so pervy -usually containing a fem body part like horny clit licker - PUKE. Take a moment to think and then feck off!! Needy whining in touch with the feelings guys - man the fuck and deal with it im neither ur mammy, ur girlfriend or ur Psychotherapist. I spk if I wanna speak to u I couldn't care less about ur problems nor do I expect you to listen to mine.

Hates - one line messages, one line profiles, one pathetic excuse after another.

Mis Story

53 years old, Straight

5'2" 157cm
Average
Smoker
Regular drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Women
Aged from 18 to 37 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Webcams, Voyeurism, Toys, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Soft Swing, SM, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Role Play, Making Videos, Group Sex, DP, Blindfolds, Anal, Adult Parties

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