Why are pizzas in square boxes?

Man in Royston, South East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 1 hour ago

I always think whatever you put here, you normally sound like a bit of a prat, so why not ask me questions?

Probably then deciding that I am a Prat in the first instance .

50 years old, Straight

5'8" 173cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Swingers Clubs, Spanking, Soft Swing, SM, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Role Play, Rimming, Phone Sex, Oral, Making Videos, Group Sex, Gangbangs, DP, Dogging, Cybersex, Cuckolding, Blindfolds, Anal, Adult Parties

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*oupleEssex1974 (52), Couple on 31 May 2026 by Meeting in person:
We first started chatting to mistersomethingtome back in March, lots of fun banter got Ms wanting to meet, life got in the way but we finally met up and had a great session together as a 3some. He knows what he’s doing and was very respectful, a nice cock and good oral skills. All round lovely guy.

*opdog1985 (41), Couple on 25 April 2026 by Meeting in person:
Well what can I say met this guy on time good looking great skills.. Most of all a wonderful big cock that filled me up with spunk..my fella was well impressed.Dont pass him up girls.

*onyjo (65), Couple on 24 April 2025 by Meeting in person:
Lovely bloke very funny ?? great banter.had a wonderful time with him thank you again Jo xx

*ovelyLady21 (48), Couple on 14 April 2025 by Meeting in person:
After meeting B for a lovely social a few weeks back we finally managed to align diaries for a more intimate meet. B is easy on the eye and great to chat to, respectful of the couple dynamic, as well as a lot of fun in the bedroom. We had a great MFM meet and we would be very happy to meet him again xx

*leverChick (47), Woman on 18 March 2025 by Meeting in person:
After months of intermittent messages following a lunchtime drink, we finally got back together last night. Still good craic, still good eye candy but wow! Awesome in the bedroom. Confident but not arrogant, skillful and generous, and all round a lovely experience. Recommended!

*rackOfDawn (46), Woman on 6 March 2025 by Meeting in person:
Had a lovely social with this handsome chap, turned up on time and looking great, very easy to talk to and genuine x Don’t pass up the chance to meet this one ladies!

*leverChick (47), Woman on 27 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Lovely to meet this good looking gentleman for an impromptu drink at lunchtime. We enjoyed setting the world to rights and I can confirm that he's as easy to talk to as he is easy on the eye. Is he easy in other ways? Well, you'll have to wait for the next installment to find out!