Couple looking for sexy meets

Couple in Doncaster, East Midlands, UK

Joined: 8 months ago
Last on: 9 minutes ago

PLEASE READ ME BEFORE MESSAGING.

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ME: Laura Moo. Im on here regularly. Hubby is not available to chat to.

Im an average looking large Moo.

I’m 40, not 20, and so I have many of life’s wonderful scars to show I’ve lived. Plus 5 children.

Size 20 (large unit). When I step on the scales it says ‘one at a time’.

Slightly droopy 38G boobs - now confirmed by Brenda, the bra fitter in M&S.. after comfortably Living in XL sports bras from Tesco.

A very friendly arse..waves at you from two postcodes away when you slap it. ( For about a week).

I have a belly for each year I’ve lived & you’re not going to be able to throw me around in the bedroom. Please don’t see that as a challenge Lads..

Make a noise when I stand up.

Make a noise when I sit down.

Open my camera up accidentally on selfie mode & see 3 chins staring back at me & a reminder to trim my nose hair.

Bit of a mess in a dress really..

Bla bla bla..

But real woman. Real curves.

I like to post pics for fun. I don’t rate myself, it’s just for funzies

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LOOKING FOR:

( only looking for a GENUINE person for a fun times) someone older 50 plus that's happy to play with me and be part of a 3sum when hubbys at home.

moo

42 years old, Straight

5'5" 165cm
Large
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
3 or 4 piercings

fish

43 years old, Straight

5'11" 180cm
Slim
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Couples (MF) Men Women
Aged from 50 to 80
Won't meet smokers

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Blindfolds, Cuckolding, DP, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Threesomes, Toys