just looking for nice people

Couple in Tynemouth, North East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 months ago

thanks for popping by

she is the sexy baby and i am the rude taxi driver

WE AINT LOOKING FOR SINGLE BLOKES YET

naughty is a bundle of fun ,not that kind a size 12 and shrinking not like her personality,she has not decided yet weather she likes girls or boys best let the experiments begin

me i am just an ordinary rude bloke enjoying joining in with the rudeness of it all

the likes and dislikes on profile are not set in stone depending on the people it could be all of them or none and some are hers and some are mine the fun will be in working it out ,

naughty is always shaven and rude well trimmed and expect atleast the same in return and while we are on the subject if you dont smell sweet its goodbye its something very high on our list

not into endless e mails and photo swapping and if you dont want to swap a pic with your face on dont wast our time anyone we do talk to an early phone chat between the girls will be required no ifs or buts and no one run over or abducted by martians or any other race the chances are that first meeting will be in a club anyway and if yer partner fell over and broke her ankle getting in the car just as you came out you better wait in the hospital with her GET THE PICTURE sorry about the rant but i am sure it will save time in the long run did i mention we both like a laugh

this is my first go at writeing a profile so i will probably have to change stuff later .

naughty is going to do all the choosing but any replys with cock pics will be binned and blocked instantly cos its not clever or polite

hey ho if you read all that and are still interested you know what to do

naughty

41 years old, Bi-curious

5'6" 168cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

rude

59 years old, Straight

5'8" 173cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF)
Aged from 21 to 55
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports

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*4t (61), Couple on 16 July 2016 by Meeting in person:
Met this wonderful couple at a venue last night and instantly hit it off with great conversation with them both, he is a handsome bloke & she is a very attractive very sexy lady, truly a party couple that know how to have a great time.

*agic and mystery (45), Couple on 11 January 2015 by Meeting in person:
We met both parts of this couple at Newcastle social but we know the female part of the couple from seeing her at vivente. What can we say lol, you simply can not be bored in this girls company. She is a laugh a minute and just never stops lol. Really knows how to get a party going and always looks amazing too. Xx fantasy and fiction xX

*uriouscouple34 (45), Couple on 28 November 2014 by Meeting in person:
Have met this lovely couple a few times @ Vivente now and they are an absolute pleasure to spend time with. She's a total stunner and a bit nuts lol and he's an absolute gent. Some absolutely amazing sessions in the dungeon and hopefully many more to come. She knows exactly what she's doing and how to get what he wants lol. Never though I'd submit to anyone but I've been proven very wrong. Can't wait till the next time we're all @ Vivente again. Love Joanne and Rob xxx

*rispy and Kreme (46), Couple on 27 October 2014 by Meeting in person:
What a great couple. We always have a good time with these two and lots and lots of fun. Can't wait to see you again soon guys! Xx