Female half of Jay-and-the-giant-peach

Woman in Nottingham Or Wherever I Am, East Midlands, UK

Joined: 2 months ago
Last on: 20 hours ago

The peach of Jay-and-the-giant-peach

We both have access to solo accounts.

I'm up for fun, safe meets, love men and women (women more haha)

I don't meet with people cheating on their partners. Please don't message me!

Bigots and racists needs not apply.

Also don't send me friend requests.

I'm a bit of a geek, academic, and really horny but intelligence and respect is an absolute must.

Turn me on with wit and intellectual conversation but I love thick thighs and strength! So rugby playing professors to the front haha.

Here's the will not and can not, Buckle up you're in for a ride;

I won't accept friends requests if I don't know you.

Sending me dick pics or telling me you're a heavy cummer in a first message will get you blocked. In fact unless I ask I don't need to see your penis.

Anything about the quantity of your cum in your username, bio or messages and you're 100% not for me.

I like girth as much as the next girl but length doesn't matter to me. I only have a short passage so "I have 8 inches" won't impress me because I will only experience 6 of it!

Genuinely if you have a huge dick it's gonna be a no. There are so many women looking for that truncheon, I'm just not one.

I don't do 3 Ps, and no anal, a butt plug pic, does not equal enjoying a your penis in there.

I'm not impressed by height so no need to brag about it, it's a fluke of genetics not something you worked hard for, just let me find out by reading your profile.

(People have pointed out my videos include a big unit of man - thats hubby hence I don't need to look for big men outside of home lol)

I only play safe, I don't care what your excuses are...they do fit, you're not too big, the laboratory accident you had as a child hasn't rendered you incapable of catching or passing on STIs, and I don't care if it makes it feel less sensitive.

No wellies no puddle jumping!

All correspondence through fab I won't be sharing numbers, telegram, whatsapp and I don't want your snap I'm not 13.

I like people who can write coherently. Yes it may be academic snobbery, expecting grown ups to know how to use punctuation, but I will accept that criticism.

Other than that I'm a lot of fun! Genuinely dark and dry sense of humour, Northern accent and love meeting new people.

If you got to the end and still don't think "stuck up bitch" then I will see you in my DMs.

39 years old, Bisexual

5'5" 165cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Heavily tattooed
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women
Aged from 30 to 50 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Safe Sex, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys

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*ornyNottsGuy87 (39), Man on 11 October 2026 by Meeting in person:
Had a spontaneous meet with this babe on her birthday. Invited me into her place dressed in her sexy undies and welcomed me in with a the most amazing snog before we took it to the bedroom. Her oral skills are second to non and the sex was just incredible. Hoping we can get together again pretty soon. Anyone that has an opportunity to meet her don't pass her by, you won't be disappointed.

*Q41 (41), Man on 29 September 2026 by Meeting in person:
Meet this absolute stunner for a spontaneous meet while I was working away in Nottingham, amazing personality, funny, intelligent, sexy, so easy to talk to, beautiful, stunningly gorgeous curves, ass and tits, she tastes amazing, I could eat her pussy for hours, such a great last minute meet. Couldn’t of asked for anything more from my last night working away, If you get the chance to meet her, don’t pass up the opportunity xx

*ookie_monster_88 (37), Man on 12 September 2026 by Meeting in person:
Absolutely beautiful! Phenomenal boobs! Amazing ass and a great personality to go with it! A genuine lady in the street and freak in the sheets! Naughty nerd is a VERY fitting name! Do not miss a chance with the HOTTIE!!

*unseeker31 (32), Man on 10 August 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met Jess the other week when partner was away, after a nice chat The naughtiness began and a very fun filled hot session was made even hotter with the heat

*rincessbbwX (39), Woman on 7 August 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met this sexy lady with her partner at an event! Amazing body and can’t wait to see you again to explore xx

*ornycouple80 (46), Couple on 6 August 2026 by Meeting in person:
We've met this hot lady with her partner on a few occasions and she's dynamite in the naughty stakes! Gorgeous, sexy, great body and is filthy as!! To top it off she absolutely loves Microsoft Excel and spreadsheets....that's just spaff inducing haha!! Honestly folks if you're looking for a woman to join your dynamic be it a couple of single guys, you will not be disappointed with this one. Till next time, M & C xx

*its and Tattoos (29), Couple on 3 August 2026 by Meeting in person:
We met this little hottie with her partner last year after bonding over our stolen fab name ;) we had the best week with drinks, laughs, sun and sexxxy times. Can’t wait to see you soon! If she gives you the chance, do not fuck if up! ;P K&A x

*aoticTemptress (29), Woman on 3 August 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met this gorgeous gorgeous girl last year in PDI! Kind, funny, stunning and sexy as hell. Always a pleasure in and out of the bedroom - looking forward to seeing her in PDI again this year. Until next time! K x