110% Serious honest.

Man in Harlow, South East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 months ago

Hi there, welcome to my profile. Here you will find out why im such a wonderful guy and why you really shouldnt delete my messages without hitting me up first. In order to keep it simple, i shall bullet point.

-i have the most amazing photoshopped cock. Please refer to my pics which are full of cock pics as i understand that is all women want to look at.

-i am most defintely 110% not attached or married honest.

-I have the stamina of a mountain goat on a mixture of class a drugs.

-i am so fit i can drive a marathon in about 35 minutes depending on traffic.

-if carlsberg made pussy eaters it would have been me they made.

-i have never not made a woman squirt more liquid than that which flows over niagra falls in 24 hours.

-i am the most dominating dom this side of a third world dictator that knows how to use a dungeoun (which i have, and im a billionaire and i own a helicopter)

-i am the most subby sub this side of a pet animal and you can bend me over, whip me, chain me and peg me all day long.

-it is my birthday today (so i deserve a treat) and i fall squarely in the middle of the lower end of your preferred age range.

-im a straight bi top bottom

-finally im white but have a bbc

I am looking for meets with couples and unicorns that are as serious about all this as i am. If you dont take yourself too serioulsy i dont even want to know. Additionally, as i am quite literally overwhelmed by the 2 people that have messaged me please dont be offended if i delete your message without replying..... sorry but you just wernt in my league.

I hope reading my profile has brought you a little joy today.

Happy fabbing ;)

Steven

42 years old, Bisexual

6'0" 183cm
Ample
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women TV/TS
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, DP, Group Sex, Oral, Rimming, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

Verified Genuine Profile

*otjustacunt (36), Woman on 28 July 2022 by Meeting in person:
Had a great night with this one!!! Had me laughing non stop, well until he was between my legs making me scream and squirt!!! Great personality, great laugh, easy on the eyes! I can’t wait for round two and many more hopefully! Xxx

*even leigh (48), Woman on 17 May 2022 by Meeting in person:
Have met this amazing friendly gent a couple of times now and can honestly say a pure gent to be around and very respectful of your boundaries . Can't wait to meet again ;-) xx H

Friends

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JoyT (53), TV/TS
G (36), Woman
B (43), Woman
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