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Young-looking 64 guy, seeking masculine men only.

Man in Newcastle Upon Tyne, North East, UK   TickPhoto VerifiedOn mobile site

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UPDATED 02.06.25. Apologies in advance that this is a long profile; some readers are challenged by this, but I cling to the belief that the clearer I set out my position at the outset, the less scope there should be for misunderstandings down the line. It usually works. Usually, lol.

I’m 64 but last year was taken for 52. Seeking only no-strings fun with reliable masculine guys 18-50s. I prefer to accommodate (Jesmond, NE2), weekday daytimes & some Sunday lunchtimes. Masculinity is by far the biggest priority for me, guys whom you’d never guess they’d have sex with other men. Ideally down to earth next-door blokey-blokes, especially bouncer, builder, bruiser and meat-head types. Stocky, thick-set, beefy, rugby-build up to moderate chub are ideal, but medium/slim builds can be fine too. Hairy (especially legs) a big plus. Married, got a gf, newcomers, first-timers, inexperienced, bi-curious and non-scene welcome. Told I’m good at putting nervous guys at ease. I don't go for good looks, plain is fine, even ugly if they tick my other boxes. I offer comfort, privacy & complete discretion. I’m genuine, reliable, honest, articulate, witty, educated, polite, clean, discreet and sane. I’m not nosy, over-curious, demanding, high-maintenance or a liar. I am far from alpha male but I’m told it isn’t obvious that I’m gay either. I’m medium build, not very hairy, a daddy to some, but not a bear. I don’t go to the gym so I don't have an Adonis body, I have thin arms & legs, a bit of a belly now. Some guys think I’m hung.

Not seeking romance, a relationship or even friendship. Not into blind meets, so I need a clear recent face pic before I agree to meet. I AM NOT LOOKING FOR GROUPS! (anything more than 2 people). I’m not attracted to men who are camp, effeminate or obviously gay, so if you sound like Julian Clary or Alan Carr then we wouldn’t be compatible (no offence intended to anyone); attitude & vanity I find repellent. Do not ask to meet if you are unwashed or not prepared to shower at mine, have a sore throat, a cold or anything infectious, if you expect to be fucked without being douched (that means a repeated enema), if you’re a drug user, psychotic or have serious unresolved mental health issues. If we’ve chatted before & you message me again from a new profile with no face pic, I’ll have no way of knowing who you are. If I’ve blocked you in the past, don’t be dumb enough to try & trick me into meeting you again by making new profiles with no face pics, that will always end badly. I don’t use aromas but I have no problem if you do, just don’t expect me to buy them for you. I find aftershaves a turn-off. Not into phone sex, Snapchat, major role play, S&M, bondage, pain, blood, etc. Not into cock rings, cages, “chastity”, or piercings/metalwork/sounding etc. I find lingerie, panties & tights a turn off but I can sometimes go along with them on a masculine bloke provided I can get them all off. I’m not a free taxi service and I don’t pay for sex. Don’t ask me to write you lengthy sexual scenarios of what would happen if we met. Sluts, whores & bitches are women (the ultimate turn-off!) and don’t ask me to make you my sissy. I abhor liars & fantasists, endless chit-chat or message pin-pong; I prefer to keep messages as brief as possible, just the minimum to determine compatibility then make arrangements if we are.

I’ve had 6 Covid jabs, 2 monkeypox, hepatitis A & B, flu jab annually, & pneumonia. Daily PrEP & fully STD tested 3-monthly (most recently 29th April). I’m HIV negative, PrEP guarantees I can neither acquire HIV nor pass it on, even in unprotected sex, but it gives no reassurance against any other STDs. It’s impossible to guarantee one is STD-free unless you’ve abstained from unprotected sex for at least 3 months after negative results (which is impractical). I bareback but happy with condoms, it’s always the guy’s choice. I never suck a cock inside a condom.

I enjoy mostly vanilla sex, I don’t consider myself dominant but can take the lead sexually. Oral (more into giving than receiving, but gentle mutual is fine). Sometimes rimming, provided ultra-clean. I’m top but I don’t need to fuck every time, there’s plenty of other great fun to be had. When I do fuck it’s more slow & gentle than hard & fast. It’s very rare that I bottom as I’m not built for it. I love kissing, told I’m good at it, so I’m disappointed if a guy won’t kiss; is he afraid that if he kisses another man while being brutally buggered up the backside that the kissing part might make him queer? That wouldn’t do would it!

I’m very experienced but love to meet inexperienced men, I find them quite a turn on; I’m excited by the idea of introducing a guy to pleasures new. Horniest of all is a man who’s never been with another man, that’s immensely horny. I’ve given several guys their 1st-time experience with another bloke and I’ve enjoyed taking a few virginities too.

I love shorts and men’s underwear: classic Speedo budgie-smugglers, tight trunks, cycling gear, Lycra, Spandex, compression shorts, footie kit, jocks, singlets etc., in fact anything snug, sheer, thin & stretchy. Also, those provocatively revealing baggy grey joggers! I prefer uncut but not a deal-breaker, and I’m largely untroubled by the size of a guy’s dick, although I do struggle with micro-penises. Impotence, phimosis and overly-long untrimmed pubes are not good. I’m not particularly into feet, but a big-build bloke with solid muscular legs wearing short shorts & flimsy flipflops will always catch my eye.

It always gives me a laugh when I read profiles that say “straight” and “seeking men” at the same time. “Straight”; are you sure about that? Grab yourself a dictionary & look up what heterosexual means! [As some say: “it’s only gay if you push back”, lol.] Funnier still: those profiles that state “Not seeking single men” but at the same time say “Seeking TV/TS”; well I’ve got bad news for you: a TV is merely a cock in a frock, knackers in knickers. You’re only seeking TV/TS, so I don’t qualify to meet you because I’m a man; but hang on a second, I’ll just grab me frock - there we are now, sorted!! All those superior chest-beating alpha-males clinging misguidedly to their perceived heterosexuality who make grandiose self-righteous proclamations that they only fuck trannies but never men are sadly dwelling under the most laughable of self-delusions - just because the man who sodomised you happens to be wearing frilly knickers does not keep you “straight”!

Thanks for reading, and do have an excellent day.

Chris

64 years old, Gay

5'11"  180cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Men
Aged from 18 to 60
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Anal, Oral, Safe Sex, Taking Photos

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*iscreet fun..... (50), Man on 27 July 2025 by Meeting in person:
Finally met this guy, I was very nervous, but he put me at ease straight away. Had me sucking his thick cock, then amazing with his tongue up my tight hole, fingers, toys then his cock followed to give me a good fucking.

*eano20224 (36), Man on 3 April 2025 by Meeting in person:
Have met this gent a few times now and always leave feeling very happy dont mess him about and your in for a wonderfull time

*ikerdude600 (42), Man on 27 June 2024 by Meeting in person:
Great relaxed meet with a very nice guy. Genuine and very very good at what he does. Hope to meet again soon

*mashed10 (58), Man on 6 June 2024 by Meeting in person:
Absolutely brilliant meet, all needs were met and that cock !! Ate my hole deep and made me moan. Well horny and Chris is brilliant at what he provides. Highly recommend if you get the chance

*3redimp (53), Man on 6 May 2024 by Meeting in person:
2nd meeting with this very genuine guy, we had a great time together and I’ll be sure to call in when I’m next in the area.

*anieldees (60), Man on 21 April 2024 by Meeting in person:
Another great meet with C always look forward now to.our meets great cocksucker and rimmer i couldnt hold back any longer cheers DD

*3redimp (53), Man on 28 October 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met this fantastic host the other day, was treated to an exceptional time in his hands, culminating in me taking all of his large meaty cock deep in me , I’d love a 2nd visit x

*anieldees (60), Man on 27 July 2023 by Meeting in person:
Another great meet with this tactful guy told him what i.like and will definitely be back for more highly recomended DD

*anieldees (60), Man on 26 May 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met C again its been 5 years well he got straight onto.my cock caressing my balls he knows what hes doing then cocks together grinding rubbing some lube then we came together wish i videod it next time C ok DD

*ser47 (27), Man on 1 March 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met this absolute gentleman this afternoon, made me feel at ease straight away, can do wonderful things with his mouth. Lovely thick cock to taste aswell, can’t wait for next time

*amesdforfun69 (53), Man on 10 October 2022 by Meeting in person:
After msging for a good while. Finally got the chance to meet this gent at his lovely home. He is very welcoming and understanding. We had some well needed fun. His pics don’t do him justice. I’ll definitely be cumming again. Till next time…..

*ocketboy87 (38), Man on 9 September 2022 by Meeting in person:
Such a great guy - friendly, fun and really makes sure you are left fully satisfied!

*mashed10 (58), Man on 27 May 2022 by Meeting in person:
Great guy brilliant meets fab cock knows how to please Will be meeting again soon

*entle Rob (53), Man on 4 November 2021 by Meeting in person:
Have met this sexy guy several times in the past. What he can do with you in bed is amazing. He's a very caring lover who wears sexy underwear whenever I have visited him. I am going to find time to call in again soon...

*tevieJ (48), Man on 14 October 2021 by Meeting in person:
Chris is a great guy and perfect for someone like me who is just discovering this side of life. He's very experienced but patient at the same time and is truly a pleasure to spend time with. I'm looking forward to visiting him again soon!

*unlunguy (59), Man on 12 June 2018 by Meeting in person:
If you want to be sexual with a man then I can’t recommend Chris highly enough. Soooooo sexy . Anytime he wants me back I will be there .

*ames2015 (29), Man on 1 April 2018 by Meeting in person:
Great guy to fuck with gives the best blow jobs and fucked me hard on saturday cant wait to ride him again

*unlunguy (59), Man on 9 March 2018 by Meeting in person:
great meet with a lovely guy. fucked me slow and deep.. definitely want a repeat meet x

*i fun str8 (48), Man on 22 November 2017 by Meeting in person:
Meet this guy regular.. he clean honest and a great host, he gives me exactly what I'm after, a great fuck and amazing oral..and I will continue to go back as long as he wants me to

*i fun str8 (48), Man on 7 October 2017 by Meeting in person:
Met a few times and expertly fucks me every time

*i fun str8 (48), Man on 7 August 2017 by Meeting in person:
A fantastic meet , give me exactly what I needed, has a big cock and knows how to use it

*ellow42 (53), Man on 23 July 2017 by Meeting in person:
Very nice meeting. This guy knows what he's doing. Sensual and gentle. This is a perfect man for a rookie who wants to try anal sex. I can confidently say this is a trustworthy man. Thank you

*esperado69 (64), Man on 16 June 2017 by Meeting in person:
OMG !!!! 2nd meet and so enjoyable. This lovely man is so good at just making you feel totally satisfied. Thanks again C. x

*i fun str8 (48), Man on 28 January 2017 by Meeting in person:
Wow.. this guy took his time on me.. sucked me and lubed me up, and took me proper, really knows what he is doing and will defo meet again

*esperado69 (64), Man on 8 June 2016 by Meeting in person:
Finally met Chris today after chatting for a while. Well worth the wait,!! Chris really knows how to make a man feel good, I could have spent much longer than the 90 mins I was there.... very clean, sensuous, gentle, great kisser, .. and of course the well documented beautiful cock. Was a pleasure to have you inside me Chris.... then was edged and edged till I could hold on no more.

*anny dees (63), Man on 27 January 2016 by Meeting in person:
Met this guy today it was a quick visit but he put me at ease straight away as he led me upstairs to his bed we stripped off and took my cock in his mouth licked my balls and after i shot my load he rimmed me and then lubed my arse and got condom on and slid his 8" cock up me and used the slow technique which hasnt been used on me before but still great next time i will stay a lot longer guys dont miss out x

*unkeyladd (50), Man on 6 December 2015 by Meeting in person:
Meet up with Chris the other day... OMG :-0 can this handsome gent eat arse, one of the best dinners I've had (Hehehehe) needless to say by all is verifications if you get the chance to catch his eye meet up with him, you'll have a great meet, he's sensual, tactile gent who knows how to work every inch of you to satisfaction with a very sticky ending... Till next time handsome ;-p

*iscreet btm lad (54), Man on 8 October 2014 by Meeting in person:
met this genuine lad today. great body, great cock....highly recommended

*cottyecoast (59), Man on 29 September 2014 by Meeting in person:
Met today. What an absolute gentleman and handsome and sexy to boot. If you get the opportunity treat this guy with respect.....mmmmm lovely

*eff (63), Man on 27 May 2014 by Meeting in person:
Met Chris a number of times. Genuine, clean very horny guy, lovely cock and fucks me very well, it's always a pleasure to meet up with Chris.

*llie4 (53), Man on 6 May 2014 by Meeting in person:
Met Chris nice Guy made me welcome and relaxed from the onset! Good body & Knows what he is doing. Hope to meet soon!

*ecret bi guy (52), Man on 19 July 2013 by Meeting in person:
Met with Chris today and was so pleased I did, this guy is a true gent and is the essence of what this site should be about, discreet, clean, accomodating and fun to be around...not being one to kiss and tell but i wil say this.....I WILL be going back and dont think i need say anymore.

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