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A square peg, thumped into a round hole with a wooden mallet, has all own teeth, a full head of hair and some reasonable manners too.

Trip advisor would probably say "the best 12 seconds of that minute; barely got the tip in and a happy ending ensued".

Comes completely housetrained, with a broken swearing filter and will likely talk the ears off of a wooden horse.

Looking to meet likeminded, interesting people who don't take life too seriously and enjoy a little bit of dirty fun. Pretty much what this site was set up for really...

Usually will comply with rule number 1: don't be a dick. Usually...

Hâmez

45 years old, Straight

5'10"  178cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 25 to 60
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Anal, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Safe Sex, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Voyeurism

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*ouple up for fun1 (52), Couple on 9 December 2023 by Meeting in person:
We have been in this sexy gents company many times now at various socials and events, he has fantastic banter and a great sense of humour, he's very easy on the eye, has a fab dress sense( especially the santa and the snowman outfits). Hopefully one of these days I will get to see his naughty side a little more. Xxsam & mark

*dore me (37), Woman on 9 December 2023 by Meeting in person:
Finally gpt to sit on this cheeky chappys face last night after a MONTHS of his flirty banter. I wasn't disappointed ;p great chat, skilled tongue and eyes that looked amazing when his face was buried between my thighs :D can't wait for round 2!

*assyandRegina (48), Couple (FF) on 6 December 2023 by Meeting in person:
Pleasure to host this cheeky chappy at our Christmas social. Great fun and wicked sense of humour. I'm sure our paths will cross again

* and Pinkie (34), Couple on 4 December 2023 by Meeting in person:
Known this lovely gent a while now. He is full of banter and can always make us smile. He also has a very nice ass!!

*ustyntheB3ast (45), Couple on 3 September 2023 by Meeting in person:
We have met Hamez a number of times socially and always have a great time in his company. Last night at the comedy social was no different. He was his usual shy self and will be great to see him finally coming out of his shell at some point…Jokes aside he is a great guy, charming and absolutely hilarious, sure he could of given the comedians a run for their money! Sure we will catch up soon. A&G x

*enie90 (33), Woman on 26 July 2023 by Meeting in person:
We met on a day where I was getting intimately acquainted with a bucket after drinking and dancing far too much. We met again shortly after at the first Pink and Little Miss Social (if my memory serves) and many many more times after that. We had a lovely dogging session that we really must repeat. In Blackpool is where we truly united in more ways than one. To be near this man is an absolute blessing. A wonderful source of limitless knowledge, banter, wildly inappropriate comments and all in a DILF package with an incredibly smackable bum - yum. We will meet again soon ;-).

*ola2020 (39), Woman on 26 July 2023 by Meeting in person:
Always have fun catching up with J at events and the AD Summer Social was no exception. Funny, Kind and always looks great. Sorry you couldn't find me to use my Flogger, hopefully you'll get to use it at the next event I see you at x

*e_Adored (34), Woman on 25 July 2023 by Meeting in person:
Thought I was meeting up with this handsome chap for a park and ride scheme..... Little did I know our versions of dogging are quite different! Well, I did get wet wet wet, just not in the way that would be expected :p haha xx Bee

*aven Faye (51), Woman on 23 July 2023 by Meeting in person:
I met this funny guy at the After Dark Summer social last night. He's whitty and handsome. No more to say.

*isge Beatha (48), Woman on 24 June 2023 by Meeting in person:
First time I met this gent was at a social event in Edinburgh some months ago. Since that first brief "hello" we've become great friends. He was part of the group of Scottish Fabsters that took over Blackpool. He was a fellow mer-person during our mammoth hottub session! Beers, boobs and bubbles, what more could you ask for! I have to thank him for warming up the paddle and flogger for me at Club Play! Oh, and thanks for the use of your belt!!!

*lub play (49), Couple on 22 June 2023 by Meeting in person:
Thanks for coming along to Devilish Delights at Club Play on Saturday 17th June & helping make it a night to remember xxx We hope you enjoyed your visit & we will see you again very soon xxx Club Play – Paul & Dawn xxx Ps If you have not already done so please don’t forget to leave a club review & verification & we will do the same xxx

*ngelordevil (42), Woman on 19 June 2023 by Meeting in person:
Thank you for coming along to devilish delights @ club play on Saturday 17th June and helping to make the event such a success. Hope you enjoyed your night and hope to see you again soon xx

*assy Lassie (49), Woman on 4 June 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met at Glasgow Summer Social. Didnt get a chance to speak much. Will need to rectify that another time. Sassy x

*ouple up for fun1 (52), Couple on 4 June 2023 by Meeting in person:
We've had the pleasure of this sexy man's company socially on numerous occasions now. Always great fun, fantastic banter and so quick witted and to top that he's a very handsome and sexy looking man. Im sure we will catch up with you again very soon. X sam & mark

*ide em cowgirl (40), Woman on 22 May 2023 by Meeting in person:
Had a lovely time with this handsome gentleman. His face provided a very pleasant place to rest my booty and I certainly wasn’t complaining. Until next time.

*inkandLittleMiss (35), Couple (FF) on 22 May 2023 by Meeting in person:
I don't know how we haven't verified you already but maybe we were waiting to see what you were actually made of first! One of the most charming, charismatic and funny men you'll ever meet. Super grateful for all your help at the weekend and your thoughtfulness. Ladies, and gents, if you treat this one right, he might just show you his rubix cube! ;) x

*is vixen at play (45), Couple on 22 May 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely gentleman at the Edinburgh social, and he caught Vixen's eye from the off. A funny and friendly guy who was absolutely in his element, hope to meet up with again at the next one and chat some more! V & G x

*k1_couple (41), Couple on 22 May 2023 by Meeting in person:
We had the pleasure of meet this sexy guy at the weekend, he gave us a tour of AD as it was our first visit, he made us feel very welcome and at ease, has a great sense of humour, very easy on the eye, and down to earth. I enjoyed watching him take his towel off, a true team player. Hopefully our paths cross again. xx

*aughty_BBW_69 (35), Woman on 22 May 2023 by Meeting in person:
Was great seeing the handsome gentleman again in Saturday at the afterdark social. Hes a funny guy and always has the chat. He was even a great sport at with one of the games he stripped down. X

*xploring_options (36), Couple on 22 May 2023 by Meeting in person:
I had the pleasure of this guys company this weekend with two other lovely ladies and as ever I left with a smile on my face , he is handsome , funny a total gentleman and knows how to put a smile on well….. 3 ladies faces haha as always my avian friend thank you for a lovely evening and il be seeing u soon …. J xxx

*exi and her Sassenach (47), Couple on 21 May 2023 by Meeting in person:
What a witty and charming man! Enjoyed chatting to you at After Dark at the social, and certainly enjoyed your life model poses! Nice to have met you and hope to cross paths again in the future! Lexi and her Sassenach Xx

*ola2020 (39), Woman on 21 May 2023 by Meeting in person:
Hats off to this gentleman for being a brilliant sport at the recent AfterDark social where he stripped off for a game and gave the players and spectators a great show. Genuinely though you are a legend who always brings the fun to the events and the banter in the chat lol. See you again at future socials x

*ands (47), Couple on 21 May 2023 by Meeting in person:
After weeks of online group chat finally met properly in person last night at the AD social event. This guy is funny, engaging, chatty and makes you feel relaxed in his company. My eyes were watering as you took that belt, I (T just for clarification purposes) wanted to rub it better :) … until next time T & S x

*hoebe (46), Woman on 21 May 2023 by Meeting in person:
Have met this lovely guy a couple of times now. Most recently the social at After Dark. He's game for a laugh and mixes well with everyone. Hope to see you soon. P x

*irtydancers (41), Couple on 7 May 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met this handsome guy last night , full of great banter and chat , thanks for putting up with us pair of piss heads haha ! do not pass on a meet with this lovely guy , hope our paths cross again soon xx

*xploring_options (36), Couple on 25 April 2023 by Meeting in person:
J had the pleasure of this awesome guys company at a recent social at AD …. And certainly has nothing but good things to say …. A handsome , respectful funny guy who knows his way around a women’s body ;) I’m sure it won’t be the last encounter ….. not one to let pass you by ladies ….. until next time my feathered friend :-p

*cottishCouple14 (34), Couple on 2 April 2023 by Meeting in person:
meet this guy at planet bar and spoke at pleasuredome in edinburgh just an awsome guy very easy to get on with and chat , be a pleasure to meet again

*assNGuy (42), Couple on 1 April 2023 by Meeting in person:
Initially met this absolutely lovely gent a few weeks back but had the pleasure of following it up a few days ago at the Lochgelly social. He is charming, engaging and friendly not to mention nice on the eye. At the social we were fortunate enough to get some proper chat going with him this time and he is genuinely a lovely guy. Look forward to hopefully having you at one of our events sometime soon. LnG x

*hatwedointheshadows (38), Woman on 30 March 2023 by Meeting in person:
This cheeky chap came to my 1st social event and what a pleasure it was. Good looking guy great level of chat and he mingled which is always great not just a single guy lurking in the back ground really worth giving him a message ladies Hope to see u again j take care hun thanks again h + c x

*xploring_options (36), Couple on 21 March 2023 by Meeting in person:
Great guy funny and great company met at AD chatted for a while but got swept up in the evening will definitely chat again well worth your time. Look out for him definitely an asset and a great shirt too haha.

*ittlemissbella69 (44), Woman on 20 March 2023 by Meeting in person:
This is the easiest verification I've ever written. This guy is an absolute gem! Met at the recent Afterdark social and after chatting for a few days beforehand, i know i would get on great with him. Easy to chat to, extremely handsome and so funny. The rest of the evening shall stay between us ;-) Look forward to seeing you again x

*eautiful_lie_xxx (37), Woman on 19 March 2023 by Meeting in person:
Finally met at a social following some banter back and forth! Hilarious and genuine guy. X

*aughty_BBW_69 (35), Woman on 19 March 2023 by Meeting in person:
I got the pleasure of meeting this very funny gentleman at the afterdark social yesterday I even got to see his tictak lol. X

*ink Gerbera (37), Woman on 19 March 2023 by Meeting in person:
Feel like I want to write something sarcastic and witty here, but suppose I should be honest instead! After being delighted with J's online presence for a while now, and knowing everything from his birth story to his pin number, finally got to meet in person last night. Wearing a shirt covered in tits and trousers tight enough to be confused with lycra, he still managed to attract the ladies! Charming, respectful and what he hasn't got a story for isn't worth knowing, he was great company and enjoyed the fun and banter! Definitely not one for the block list! ;) x

*ola2020 (39), Woman on 19 March 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met the wickedly funny J at the recent AfterDark social and it was delightful to meet such a cheeky but genuinely lovely guy. Look forward to more laughs & banter at future events. See you in the woods! Haha x

*oralai_James (33), Woman on 19 March 2023 by Meeting in person:
Meet this handsome gent last night at the after dark social. So funny and could honestly listen to his stories all night!

*ueen Molly (39), Woman on 17 March 2023 by Meeting in person:
Wow what a meet! Gorgeous, banter and jelly babies!! Talked my lugs off for hours and then made sure I couldn't get a word on edgeways(but that's between me and his mouth filler) ;-)

*ngelnfugy (58), Couple on 9 March 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met this charming chap last Saturday at the pleasure dome. Angel had a bit of fun with him . Fellow 2 wheeler. A & F xx

*ilf n filf (53), Couple on 6 March 2023 by Meeting in person:
Hey , single guy who actually turned up on time when he says he’s going to be so really unusual for Fab. Happy to verify them at one of our parties and is welcome to any other ones.

*wistedandBonny (33), Couple on 5 March 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely fella as we hit up the new club soft launch, nearly nice guy and a good sport with his lap dance at the gay bar from the local talent. Good laugh, good chat and hope to see around at more events :)

*leasureDomeClub (23), Couple on 5 March 2023 by Meeting in person:
Absolute gentleman! Was lovely to meet you, thank you for attending the PleasureDome Club

*oShrinkingViolet (44), Woman on 5 March 2023 by Meeting in person:
After weeks of messaging back and forth I finally got to put a face to the name and what a gorgeous face it is :) not only that in person he can even hold down a decent conversation too xx we met at the pre drinks I had arranged before the opening night of pleasure dome club in Edinburgh and in the spirit of FAB he stripped off and jumped right in !!! To the jacuzzi !! So many naked bodies and his was defo one of the better ones for sure, as the only straight single female there he at least gave me some eye candy to perv on xx oh and a bonus he’s also another biker !! Might need to get that coffee sorted sooner than later xx Elle

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