… waddaya mean you can’t take me seriously?

Man in Swindon, South West, UK

... "Too hot for clothes. Too cold for a fan". Sunday

Joined: 6 months ago
Last on: 56 minutes ago

My telegram: @theonetruehax

It cannot be stated enough - I’m not looking to meet weekdays - I’ll be at work, and if my location shows up as close by, I’m probably at work. My only free times are weekends. If I could put this in bold I would, but I can’t so it’s the same format as everything else, and I’m not caps locking it because that makes it sound like I’m shouting, and I’m not. I’m only talking gently…

Going to:

Chams BBW bash "superhero's" Sunday 21st June

And added myself to the Independence Day Dark Velvet guest list (4th July)

PDI Birmingham 18th July

Taste the chocolate at PDI 25th July

Then (—-possible future activities pending—-)

And after this? Send me some suggestions - clubs are mad fun and I can’t get enough of them (until my wallet cries enough at least)

Could do with a club buddy - somebody I could either drag along with me (willingly), or drag me along with them.

I’d much prefer meeting at clubs or parties than homes these days. Waaaaay more fun. And besides, it's hard to plan for a home meet when I'm barely at home... Thanks to work, it’s only really weekends I could meet. Within reasonable travel distances, either my place or yours.

Usually about Saturdays (if I’m not at an event), Sundays (if I’m not sleeping off after an event) and very rare weeknights (if I’m not tired from work)

I also don’t mind videos and pictures taken - though I could do with some fancy masks

If I had an interview about here with myself, it’d go something like this…

Who are you?: Nineteen89

That’s a dumb username, why’d you pick it?: 1989 was a good year - then I turns up…

Height?: 5 foot 6 inches.

That's not very tall, is it?: Well, it's perfectly average, isn't it?

Weight?: I mean, not everybody gets to be basketball player height, do they?

WEIGHT?: I mean, I'm not thaaat much shorter than Tom Cruise, right?

*sigh* okay, fine. Next questions - experiences?: Not much, really. I'm probably more vanilla than vanilla ice cream. Though I am getting into clubs, and socials.

You didn't before?: No, not at all. Only started this year, and to be honest I like them. Which is weird for me because I'm normally the least social person around.

Cock details?: I mean, seriously, before 2026 I didn't even know there was a swingers club not even a 15 minute walk from my house...

Dude, will you answer the questions!?: Oh, yeah. Sorry, what was the question?

Nevermind. What are you looking for?: I like chatting and friendship. Anything else is a bonus

Seriously?: Yeah, listen - I actually find it hard to talk about "sheks" - I get all awkward about it. Dunno why... Maybe I'm secretly a prune.

You mean "Prude"?: Yeah, that's what I said.

You said "prune": No I didn't.

Yes you did...: Let's agree to disagree then.

Stamina?: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

What’s so funny?: Hahaha… oh, nothing… stamina… I got none.

What, really?: Yeah. Zero self control - it’s really something to behold at times…

Riiiiight… moving on…: I mean, a good day is me lasting longer than the first verse of so solids 21 seconds…

Okay, I get it: Good

Next question: Kinks?: Velma Dinkley

I'm sorry, what?: Did I stutter?

Dude, real kinks: Okay, fine. But I'm awkward, remember?

Like, dom, sub, anything like that?: None, really. I’m just… me.

Clubs?: Oh yes. You know, I never thought those would be my thing, but damn they’re fun.

Really? You never used to go to clubs: That’s not a question.

Wise guy. Why do you like clubs now?: I dunno. One day I went and I was like “this isn’t so bad”

That’s not how I remember your first club night… : Shhhhh… nobody needs to know…

Aren’t you super shy?: LALALALALALALALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOU!

What are you good at then?: … no comment…

Seriously?: … no comment…

Okay what ab:? … no comment…

You didn’t let me finish: Oh sorry.

You're shit at answering these interview questions, you know?: Yeeeeaaaahhh...

Stickers?: Huh?

Stickers - what’s the deal with them?: Oh, those. Yeah, I like using those name tag stickers to write my name out at clubs.

Hmm… that’s… kinda smart?: I know, right? Though they hurt like a bitch to remove…

Excuse me?: Yeah, after a night I might end up with a more bare patch of rectangular chest hairs.

So… not smart, then?: Oh no, it’s a big brain move. Plus it means I don’t get mixed up with Eddie Murphy.

Yer wot?: Apparently my “H”s sound quiet when I say them.

Oh, I see, a coming to Ame: Shut it! I’d be a millionaire if I got money for every time somebody thought that was my name.

America: … dammit…

Okay. Tell me about the balloons: …What?…

Balloons. What’s your deal with them?: …N…nothing… that’s classified…

You have a phobia of balloons?: This doesn’t leave this site, right?

Tell me: No.

Fine then: …

Last question, do you think anybody actually reads these?: Hahahahaha no… if I had a pound for every person who actually read this to the end… I’d have £2. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s just amazing it’s happened twice

Hakeem

36 years old, Bi-curious

5'6" 168cm
Average
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

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Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 25 to 65
Will meet smokers

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Can accommodate
Can travel

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Adult Parties, Anal, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Safe Sex, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys

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*ambo919 (48), Couple on 12 June 2026 by Meeting in person:
What an amazing gangbang we had hosted by our friend here! He was so attentive and on the ball, it’s honestly the best meeting we have had thanks to this guy! He is a credit to the swinging scene, if you don’t know this guy then you need to, your find it hard to find such a genuine bloke. Thank you for today, looking forward to our road trip to a house party tomorrow x

*irmingham House Parties (35), Couple on 24 May 2026 by Meeting in person:
nineteen89 Attended the BHP event last night and what can we say, he’s a firecracker of a man. Lovely and fun. Lights up the entire place with his charm and he did wow the ladies who were lucky. We’re glad he enjoys the BHP and we look forward to hosting him again soon.

*windonSwingers (32), Couple on 23 May 2026 by Meeting in person:
Thank you for supporting REMIX & the club review. Your support really does mean a lot to us. We really hope to see you again soon. Swindon Swingers Club Xx

*ord and Lillia (46), Couple on 20 May 2026 by Meeting in person:
We went to Swindon Remix last weekend and started having some fun in a public area. This handsome fella watched us for a bit before asking politely if he could join, how could we refuse? Respectful and mindful about boundaries, Lillia thoroughly enjoyed playing with him and would happily do so again. Thanks for helping make our night ;-).

*ockDuo (60), Couple on 17 May 2026 by Meeting in person:
A woman just can’t resist a man in uniform and I had been wanting to ask this guy about his hose when I first saw him! Luckily he joined in the fun on the swing as ever he did his profession proud being fully prepared and ready for the job. A great fun guy to know, polite and respectful and boy what a hose! Ladies if you want a big surprise you had better start a fire ):)

*ambo919 (48), Couple on 15 May 2026 by Meeting in person:
Had the pleasure of meeting up with this guy again today. We all went to temptations together for the first time and played multiple times. As before he was very respectful, clean, polite and pleased chase with he’s oral skills and he’s cock. Pleasure meeting up with him again and we have scheduled our next meeting ?? this guys a real gent and so easy to get along with. Thanks for a wonderful day

*assyfun2023 (51), Woman on 26 April 2026 by Meeting in person:
Well what can I say .. after talking abit with Nakeem we definitely made up for it when we finally met at the Midnight Exchange Party in Cardiff this weekend.. such a great genuine respectful guy .. great vibes a laughter great personality… very sexy and when it came to the playing side well oral skills amazing and definitely felt amazing when fucking … I think the videos speak for themselves and what an amazing time had. I definitely look forward to our other events in May and definitely lots more fun to be had …. Till then babe try and behave lol xxx

*idnight Exchange Party (46), Couple on 26 April 2026 by Meeting in person:
Thanks for supporting Midnight Exchange Cardiff last night! Your support truly means the world to us..We couldn't do this without you. Hope to see you again soon! ?Midnight Exchange Team xx

*windonSwingers (32), Couple on 25 April 2026 by Meeting in person:
Thank you for supporting REMIX WELSH INVASION. Your support means a lot to us. Without you, we wouldn’t be able to do what we are. Thank you. Hopefully see you again soon. Swindon Swingers Club Xx , )

*avanna40 (39), TV/TS on 19 April 2026 by Meeting in person:
Well to say this guy is an absolute gentleman, met him before and can hold a convo, habe to say its always good seeing you see you soon hunni xxx

*ilkyHotChocolate (47), Couple on 19 April 2026 by Meeting in person:
We met this sexy guy at remix last night. Fun , cheeky and above all polite and respectful, Had a couple of very fun play sessions with him during the evening and OMG he knows how to use his tongue...Hope we meet again soon xx

*aniellaDesires (39), Woman on 18 April 2026 by Meeting in person:
Attended my TLC leaving party last night! Such a respectful man! Has a great cheeky smile and great conversations! Thank you for fulfilling 1 of my fantasies! DD xx

*tag and Vixen LoveBirds (36), Couple on 14 April 2026 by Meeting in person:
Well after hearing wonderful things about Nineteen89, we finally met in Birmingham. He is such a laugh, bringing plenty of banter to chat groups and at events. Loved meeting you and I know the ladies enjoyed your presence. Hopefully we get to meet again. Vixen

*nn and Peter (67), Couple on 13 April 2026 by Meeting in person:
We met this sexy guy on Saturday at BHP.T got talking to him and we went upstairs for a very funsexy time . We seemed to play together most of the evening having much fun. He certainly knows how to please the ladies. Very giving . Dont miss any opportunity with this great sexy guy.Till the next time . Trace and Steve xx

*irmingham House Parties (35), Couple on 13 April 2026 by Meeting in person:
Wow, what can I say. We welcomed Nineteen89 to his first Birmingham House Party, and boy did he impress. He went all out on a cowboy costume for our wildest theme, and thoroughly entertained guests in social areas. His energy is top notch and he loves banter and joking around. That aside he knows when its time to get down to business and please the ladies in the bedrooms, making sure they were lassoed and teased with his cowboy weapon. Be sure to come back to us, we loved having you. Jery and Vixen

*eanne2022.. (46), Woman on 10 April 2026 by Meeting in person:
Had the pleasure of meeting this lovely guy at BMFC.. he is a funny guy and very altruistic.. id forgotten my fancy dress outfit so he gave me some, he bought me a drink (very rare these days sadly) we had a chat and a giggle. He then said about his love of giving oral so we found a room and my word he has skills and stamina. Not to be missed xx

*isneyCouple85 (40), Couple on 6 April 2026 by Meeting in person:
We met this friendly sexy gentleman on at our first ever BMFC event over easter. We bumped into him a few times through the night and had little chats. He then approached us and asked us to play which we were more than happy to, especially once P saw him wearing a label with the message 'Will you let me eat you' and boy did he live up to his offer! P had an amazing time being pleasured by this very sexy and talented gentleman. He is definitely not one to miss ladies. Hopefully we will meet up again for more fun at another event.

*windonSwingers (32), Couple on 26 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
It was absolutely lovely to see you all at our REMIX event. Thank you so much for coming out and making the night what it was! We truly appreciate your support. Every bit of it helps us work towards expanding the club and offering you even more exciting experiences in the future. Can’t wait to see you at the next one! Swindon Swingers Club Xx

*aniellaDesires (39), Woman on 25 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met this amazing human at Remix recently! He is just amazing Great team we made haha! Top wing woman! See you soon for more mischief! DD xx

*ambo919 (48), Couple on 22 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met this guy at Remix and the 3 of us had some naughty fun. Very polite, clean and friendly, easy to communicate with. Hopefully get to meet up again soon.

*hispers69 (68), Couple on 22 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
Wow. What an absolute pleasure to meet this lovely funny sexy guy at Remix last night. We chatted in the bar and then I had a wonderful time popping his club cherry. His fantastic oral skills made for a very satisfying conclusion to a great night. Hope to meet again soon! Xx

*ellie49 (49), Woman on 22 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met this wonderful guy for a second time, he is such a genuinely nice guy, the fun was amazing in and out of the playrooms. So glad I could help you tick off a few firsts, you always think outside the box to put a smile on someone’s face. Last time googly eyes this time stickers and allowing me to write over your amazing body. Enjoyed every second of the time we had together and wow what a way to end the evening Thankyou so much and can’t wait to see you again xx

*ravCouple18 (29), Couple (MM) on 6 February 2026 by Meeting in person:
Had the pleasure of meeting this lovely guy tonight. Had lots of fun, and nice to just talk with as well :) Showed up on as arranged, no messing around. Hoping to get the chance to meet you again soon.

*he New Glos Social page (56), Woman on 1 February 2026 by Meeting in person:
Thank you for joining us all at the Glos social look forward to seeing you at many more xx Mwah miss n xx

*igCock2Try (38), Man on 28 January 2026 by Meeting in person:
A complete spur of the moment meet that exceeded my expectations and more. He’s a v friendly guy, great to chat to and even better to play with. Highly recommend meeting him if you get the chance. Ladies, His cock is one of the thickest I’ve seen. Thanks again mate. ????

*ew Gloryhole (46), Man on 3 January 2026 by Meeting in person:
What can I say about this lovely genuine man....he's doesn't stop talking and has a great sense of humour...he made me laugh constantly. He is also a very sexy man with an amazing THICK sexy cock that I struggled to get all of it in my mouth (a first) lol Was amazing to stroke and suck him until he gave me a huge load to swallow...it went everywhere as well as down my throat hehe Just a lovely horny man who i would 100% recommend a meet with if u get the chance. Thank u sexy man xx

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