A good laugh and plenty of fun!

Man in Birmingham, West Midlands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 21 hours ago

I am a straight man and I'm looking to meet women and couples. I love a good chat and could quite easy talk a glass eye to sleep.

A list of things I do have:

Great sense of humor.

A decent smile.

My own teeth.

Cleanliness.

A decent personality.

The ability to hold a conversation.

A dad bod.

Honesty.

A list of things I don’t have:

A BWC.

The ability to read minds.

The perfect body.

Any interest in paying for underwear.

The desire to breed anyone.

I will take the time to read your profile. This is so I know wether I should message you or not. For example if you’re looking for a hung guy that’s a heavy cummer and wants to bareback you then I’m not for you. If you don’t mind an average size guy with good tongue skills and will take his time making sure you’re pleased then I will message you. I am not on here to fuck everything that moves, if that’s for you I’m not judging. It’s just not for me.

I am more than happy to mutually exchange face pictures ( I’m probably a 5/10 but I’m possibly being generous ). Please don’t expect that just because I’m the man that I should send mine to just anyone. I like to keep this part of my life private and I hope that can be respected. I know that women can be choosy on here but I equally have my own standards. They don’t just end at appearance. I’m honestly not that shallow. The ability to hold a conversation and having a sense of humor go a long way.

I see so many profiles claiming they want someone who they can have a decent conversation with and yet their conversation skills represent that of a brick wall. It’s ok for both sides to make an effort and keep a conversation going you know! If you don’t want to chat that’s fine. I’m really not here to send you loads of repeat messages without reply but if you are interested enough to message back then please try to make an effort. I will do the same.

I’m not interested in sending unwanted dick pics. I don’t think any woman on here wants to open a message first thing in morning and see a todger. It’s enough to put you off your porridge. We’re all grown ups, chances are if you’re on here you’ve seen one before and they all look the same.

This shouldn’t need to be said but come on people some of you need a public health warning attached. Where is the cleanliness? No it is not attractive to smell like stale spunk from your last 3 meets!

If you are at all interested then message me, let’s have a chat!

Lads, I don’t know why I need to say this but do me a favour. Stop send me dick and arse pics and random friend requests. I’m not interested. I honestly don’t care how far a can fit up your arsehole. Thanks!

35 years old, Straight

5'11" 180cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Dogging, Oral, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Swingers Clubs, Threesomes

Verified Genuine Profile

*hoenix13 (38), Woman on 6 August 2023 by Meeting in person:
Another fab meet. Very easy to spend time with, no pressure but also a lot of fun ;-) Might just need to keep him for myself as its rare to find genuine people on here x

*hoenix13 (38), Woman on 21 July 2023 by Meeting in person:
Enjoyed a nice little social, really nice guy who is down to earth & genuine. Made me feel comfortable & was easy to chat to. Until next time x

*aegana (33), Woman on 19 July 2023 by Meeting in person:
Quick social meet with this cheeky chap, down to earth friendly guy who made me feel at ease, don't pass him by he's one of the good guys x

*exychick21 (25), Woman on 5 July 2023 by Meeting in person:
Wow this guy is very handsome and so good with his fingers he made me cum loads then bent me over don’t miss this one ;)

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