FOUND the ultimate shenanigans partner

Woman in Land Of Make Believe, North East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 4 weeks ago

Hi!

NOT MEETING!

ONLY FRIENDS.

Yes my thighs touch themselves,but let's face it,if you were this close to my lady parts you would be touching yourself too.

I am an Intelligent, single, articulate,respectful,tall,humorous,genuine woman looking for a similar man to chat to/ meet/ connect with ,with a view to sharing regular,extended times of Shenanigans ,fun and frolics, possibly more with the right person.

Aparently my profile isn't clear enough, I want conversation and a connection before a meet,I am in no rush and finding the right person is worth the time.

This means chatting considerably on here not meeting now and chatting then! Ha ha

Always a social/date first with no pressure.

I'm often up for a chat over a coffee or glass of wine ,just don't presume this will lead to anything more than friendship.

Not looking for one offs, married or taken men here without the consent of your partner.

Please only message if you have written something about yourself on your profile and have other pictures than just your cock or your sexual exploits.

I am not a fan of sexting ,especially online,it just frustrates me.

Don't invite me to 'ask you anything', I don't have time to be doing this,I will judge you on your profile and first message,just as you have done me.

Please don't ask if I would like to chat,just write a message starting a chat.

If I receive a message longer than just a greeting etc. I will always reply.

**Genuine includes not having pictures that don't accurately represent what you look like.**

Please no dick pictures!

If your profile is only your cock I probably won't be interested.I usually do just delete messages from profiles with no profile picture or a dick picture.

Faces and personality are my thing.

I do not sell pictures of any part of me,it would be a big disappointment.

Please dont ask.

If you have more money than sense,give it to charity.

Odalisque

52 years old, Straight

5'10" 178cm
Fabulous
Smoker
Regular drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Men
Aged from 44 to 44
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Verified Genuine Profile

*am1366 (51), Man on 20 June 2025 by Meeting in person:
This glorious woman is charming, demure and gorgeous. She'll make you feel like a million dollars and the centre of the universe. She's unfailingly kind and generous. She deserves to be treated like the queen she is.

*eafheaven88 (38), Man on 17 April 2025 by Meeting in person:
This lady is an absolute legend! Intrigue, fun, open-minded and completely the best kind of filth. Curves for days and a body to conquer countries for, you won't find a better human here.

*ould you (45), Man on 29 January 2023 by Meeting in person:
Had a fabulous meeting this morning. This lady is beautiful and gives incredible huggggs.

*omanic40 (57), Man on 15 April 2022 by Meeting in person:
So loverly,I have had the pleasure of knowing her for years.

*rHotNotts (54), Man on 2 April 2022 by Webcam:
My first ever meeting / veri by cam! Well she’s beautiful of course, cute, very sweet, with a submissive side I’m just beginning to get to know. I really enjoy chatting to her and looking forward to spending some time together in a few weeks when I’m back in the U.K. where we can explore mutual interests.