Unprofessional male seeks immature female for shenanigans

Man in Leeds, North East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 5 hours ago

Lads, seriously - As flattering as it is to get Fabs off you, I'm not remotely interested. You clearly didn't read my profile, so please try to see being added to my block list as a sort of implied "Aw, thanks, man". Honestly - this is why women think we're all pushy dickheads...

Me: Recently diagnosed neurospicy fool with all the good ideas, but poor organisational skills and little to no understanding of the concept of time. Pretty good in the sack though, so swings and roundabouts, innit?

I'm eager to chat, make connections and - hopefully - reconnect with the many excellent humans I got to know last time I was on here. Maybe some new humans as well. Who even knows?

I'm tall (a little over 6 feet), broad (rugby/dad bod, but actively trying to get back to something resembling match fitness), usually clean shaven for meets as nobody enjoys stubble rash on their inner thighs, but happy to bring the beard back on request. I've been told my equipment is on the girthy side, for those that need to know.

Can occasionally accommodate, with notice, but also happy to just sort out a hotel in the increasingly unlikely event of a meet.

I laugh in the face of work/life balance and, in return, it beats me up and steals my lunch money. If anyone wants me, I'll be trudging up and down the M62 between Leeds and Liverpool on a mind-numbingly regular basis.

Oh, and Sydney University? G'day, mate. Have a bonza one.

Also: Fellas? Seriously - give it a bloody rest, will you? It's nice to be noticed, but you're *really* not my type.

50 years old, Straight

6'1" 185cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Women
Aged from 18 to 55
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Anal, Oral, Rimming, Safe Sex, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Webcams

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*ahlia.Beltane (31), Woman on 23 January 2026 by Meeting in person:
Don't miss an opportunity with this one! Really did enjoy his head between my legs and bending me over!

*arlot o scara (36), Woman on 19 January 2024 by Meeting in person:
I’m always happy to see M pop up when I invariably leave fab and come back! Although we’ve not seen each other for a while, he’s one of my absolute favourites on here, hopefully we will finally get around to seeing each other again soon!