Unprofessional male seeks immature female for shenanigans

Man in Leeds, North East, UK

... "Off on my hols. Back in a week.". 5 hours ago

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 hours ago

Lads, seriously - As flattering as it is to get Fabs off you, I'm not remotely interested. You clearly didn't read my profile, so please try to see being added to my block list as a sort of implied "Aw, thanks, man". Honestly - this is why women think we're all dickheads...

Me: Recently diagnosed neurospicy fool with all the good ideas, but poor organisational skills and little to no understanding of the concept of time. Pretty good in the sack though, so swings and roundabouts, innit?

I'm eager to chat, make connections and - hopefully - reconnect with the many excellent humans I got to know last time I was on here. Maybe some new humans as well. Who even knows?

I'm tall (a little over 6 feet), broad (rugby/dad bod, but actively trying to get back to something resembling match fitness), usually clean shaven for meets as nobody enjoys stubble rash on their inner thighs, but happy to bring the beard back on request.

Can occasionally accommodate, with notice, but also happy to just sort out a hotel in the increasingly unlikely event of a meet.

I laugh in the face of work/life balance and, in return, it beats me up and steals my lunch money. If anyone wants me, I'll be trudging up and down the M62 between Leeds and Liverpool on a mind-numbingly regular basis.

Oh, and Sydney University? G'day, mate. Have a bonza one.

Also: Fellas? Give it a bloody rest, will you? It's nice to be noticed, but you're really not my type.

49 years old, Straight

6'1" 185cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
1 or 2 piercings