BBW seeks improbable unicorn

Woman in Rutland, East Midlands, UK

... "Not doing well today". 8 hours ago

Joined: 9 weeks ago
Last on: 3 hours ago

Just here to see what's about.

Don't tell me what you'd do to me, ask me if I'd like it! (Maybe I'm not like other women you've met!)

Massive praise kink, especially if you have a gravelly voice that you put to good use calling me a good girl and you pull my hair the right way. (This is something we'd discuss first to make sure I want it, don't just assume I'll be fine with it all the time, or with every person. The vibe has to be right! )

Soft Daddy Doms are my krypronite. (Although I won't actually be calling you Daddy, and I don't take orders from people who haven't earned my submission)

Forearm/hand pics are hotter than dick pics.

Single/unattached/ENM only please, I don't need the drama.

I never look at winks, so please send a message, but bear in mind I can spot a copy and paste message a mile off, so please don't bother. If you can't put the effort in to write a few original sentences, why should I meet you? Same for one-word messages, or 'how are you'? You can take it as read that if I'm on here reading messages, I'm fine :-) Also, PLEASE do not call me a pet name eg babe/hun/gorgeous. It makes my skin crawl.

I have a long list of things I would like to try with the right person, these can be discussed once we've decided we like each other and want to take the next step. Would prefer regular, especially because I don't have sex the first time I meet someone.

If you don't know what soap, toothpaste and deodorant are (or if you do,and you don't use them) don't message me, please.

Plus size (24/26) so if that isn't your thing, don't message me :D

If I send you a wink it's because I am interested in talking to you.

I may show as online when I'm not, so please check your 'sent' items and see if I have actually read your message before you send follow-ups. Even if I have read it, it may take some time for me to get back to you so please be patient. If I'm interested, you'll know soon enough!

(I promise I'm nicer than this profile makes out, but then I'm not sure anyone ever actually reads profiles? I guess if you put the effort into your messages and I meet you, you'll find out for yourself!)

36 years old, Straight

5'7" 170cm
Large
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
1 or 2 piercings