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Man in Pontypool, Wales, UK

... "Going to be in Cwmbran later for a bit if anyone else is going to be about?". 18 hours ago

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: online now!

I do feel the old portfolio is due an upgrade so without further ado....

I'm a 'gentleman' who shan't jump into your inbox and violate your eye holes thrusting pictures of my unrequested penis. However please note that if we meet and decide to engage in adulterous activities I shall be thrusting my penis at your face with vigour...

I'm fairly eloquent with ones use of the written word and can also be quite articulate when I'm not using my fingers to prod a screen but rather making sounds from my mouth. I'd consider myself fairly intelligent and do like to converse on a wide variety of subjects (mostly food), I also enjoy well structured sentences all of which I find slightly surprising considering I'm very much on the spectrum and suffer from dyslexia....and just an fyi if you'd rather not talk about food during our breaks from debauchery I'd suggest you're very much reading the wrong profile.

I'm a bit of an odd ball, lovely none the less and my humour can be very dry, morbid and I've been known to offend swathes of people by just uttering a joke. If you are at all easily offended I refer you to the ending to the previous paragraph.

I am in a relationship and no they don't know, again if that's not for you see above. Saying that if I've popped on to your profile and it does state you will not engage with people in relationships fear not! You shan't see a message from me in your inbox.

Now onto the fun part....

I'm looking for someone who is as ravenous as myself for the excessive indulgence in the sensual pleasures!

Who doesn't care about my current status and enjoys laughing at inane things as much as myself.

If you message in text lingo, get in the sea. I want intelligence, wit and an unadulterated good time, nothing serious and something light hearted and fun.

If you can't tell by now me and the word serious don't really go together, we had a brief liaison many moons ago however it's now buried under the garden shed

Update - I'd appreciate some attention from MF couples, I've never had the opportunity to engage in group activities and do believe I'd enjoy the shenanigans. So if you're part of a couple and you're reading this and you feel you'd enjoy introducing a newbie to such an encounter then please DO NOT HESITATE to get in touch.

Peas and lovage

luigi

39 years old, Straight

6'1" 185cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 18 to 60
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Dogging, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Oral, Safe Sex, Soft Swing, Swingers Clubs, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

Friends

wlshm (35), Man
Rosie (56), Woman