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Man in Pontypool, Wales, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 4 days ago

I do feel the old portfolio is due an upgrade so without further ado....

I'm a 'gentleman' who shan't jump into your inbox and violate your eye holes thrusting pictures of my unrequested penis. However please note that if we meet and decide to engage in adulterous activities I shall be thrusting my penis at your face with vigour...

I'm fairly eloquent with ones use of the written word and can also be quite articulate when I'm not using my fingers to prod a screen but rather making sounds from my mouth. I'd consider myself fairly intelligent and do like to converse on a wide variety of subjects (mostly food), I also enjoy well structured sentences all of which I find slightly surprising considering I'm very much on the spectrum and suffer from dyslexia....and just an fyi if you'd rather not talk about food during our breaks from debauchery I'd suggest you're very much reading the wrong profile.

I'm a bit of an odd ball, lovely none the less and my humour can be very dry, morbid and I've been known to offend swathes of people by just uttering a joke. If you are at all easily offended I refer you to the ending to the previous paragraph.

Now onto the fun part....

I'm looking for someone who is as ravenous as myself for the excessive indulgence in the sensual pleasures!

Who doesn't care about my current status and enjoys laughing at inane things as much as myself.

If you message in text lingo, get in the sea. I want intelligence, wit and an unadulterated good time, nothing serious and something light hearted and fun. I'm looking ideally for one person, someone who understands, is chilled, outgoing and is a good laugh to be around. I'm the person in the gym who's listening to disco as they're pushing weights and yes I am dancing and lip syncing along, care to join?

If you can't tell by now me and the word serious don't really go together, we had a brief liaison many moons ago however it's now buried under the garden shed.

I enjoy chaos well more organised chaos, I thrive on adrenaline.

Now to be upfront, I am in a relationship, no she doesn't know, it's not ideal but when is anything ever ideal? If that's not for you, if you're against that, I understand, if the fact that any of that bothers you and it happens to be written in plain text on your profile, I can read (shock horror) and you shan't receive a message.

Anyway..

Peas and lovage

luigi

39 years old, Straight

6'1" 185cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 26 to 60
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Dogging, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Oral, Safe Sex, Soft Swing, Swingers Clubs, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

Friends

wlshm (36), Man
S (35), Woman
M (35), Woman
rubi (50), Woman