Down to earth couple looking for genuine fun

Couple in Leeds, North East, UK

Joined: 4 weeks ago
Last on: 6 hours ago

Back on the scene after taking a well-deserved break from the circus. Yes, we’ve been on this site before — survived it, escaped it, healed.

It will always be the guy messaging on here — but we are a real, genuine couple, and we can prove it faster than you can say “catfish.” No games, no mystery, no imaginary girlfriends. She’s very real, very lovely, and very involved.

Yes, our profile says we’re smokers — but relax. We’re light smokers, the kind who have one, maybe two, and absolutely do not smell like an old pub ashtray from 1997. You won’t need a hazmat suit to sit next to us.

We’re a couple on a mission to find amazing women — not 47 time-wasters, 12 catfish, and a guy named Dave pretending to be “Daniella.”

If you’re real, fun, and actually capable of showing up for a social meet, congratulations… you’ve already beaten half the competition.

We’re here for good vibes, real connection, and actual humans.

We are not here for:

• Endless picture demands.

• People who vanish mid-conversation like they’ve been abducted.

• Profiles powered by Google Images.

• “Hey” messages that lead nowhere

• Anyone who thinks flirting is a competitive sport.

Oh and not looking to become a throuple. We are here just for adult NSA fun.

We love humor, chemistry, and meeting someone who can match our energy without needing a full investigation file first.

If you’re genuine, open-minded, and ready to meet socially instead of collecting photos like Pokémon cards, step right up — we might just be your favorite couple

Not really looking for long drawn out chats and like to arrange a social early on. This way we can prove we are a genuine, real couple unlike a lot of profiles on here.

Not looking for time wasters or people who just like to string people along.

We have couples listed but not actively looking. Never met another couple. Not 100% sure. For those that may want to know, we're at around 75% so who knows. Only live once they say. We hope so.

In no way are we super models or gym fit. M has more than enough curves from motherhood.

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Paul

55 years old, Straight

5'11" 180cm
Average
Smoker
Don't drink
Heavily tattooed
No piercings

49 years old, Bisexual

4'11" 150cm
Curvy
Smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 21 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Dogging, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Rimming, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Spanking, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports, Webcams

Down to earth couple looking for genuine fun

Couple in Leeds, North East, UK

Looking For

Meeting

Interests

Verified Genuine Profile

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