Be nice

Man in Central, North West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 21 hours ago

Thanks for looking at my profile

The picture IS my bottom.

I hope you're having a great day, whatever you are up to!

I am looking to meet someone fun for a chat to see if we get on and then if we do..... we'll take it from there.

I'm not taking this to seriously, but will treat you with respect.

I will NOT:

Send you a dick pic.

Send you any pics unless you ask for them.

Assume you are going to meet if you reply to me.

Send you my phone number and expect you to text.

Get offended if you don't reply.

Ask to meet in the first couple of messages.

Send you cut and paste messages.

Bore you to tears with streams of endless messages that go nowhere.

Get offended when you don't laugh at my jokes.

I WILL:

Be respectful.

Listen and put you (and not my winkie) first.

Pay for the first evenings drinks if we meet :)

umm..... anything else I can add here?

It can be just a meeting for a drink and a chat, a deep and meaningful (or meaningless) conversation, a cuddle and a bit of a snog, or none of the above)

If you are at a loose end and don't mind the idea of making a new friend then please get in touch. It would be a shame to miss out on a few laughs because I am being too lazy and sitting on my arse on my own.

I like keeping fit and am not in terrible shape for my age. I TRY to eat well, and love fine dining, but am also happy to smash down chips and curry sauce every now and then!

I like 'dating" and meeting new people which can be quite good fun if you happen to meet the right person, but it would be really nice to find someone who can make me laugh and stimulate my mind as well.

Either way, please say hi. I promise not to be the run of the mill guy you always get messages from !

Andy

44 years old, Straight

5'8" 173cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Women
Aged from 18 to 55
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Voyeurism, Threesomes, Safe Sex, Rimming, Oral, Anal

Verified Genuine Profile

*aximus74 (51), Woman on 9 March 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met tonight... had a few drinks and a right good giggle.. Lovely guy,that is very funny,my haws aching through laughing.. x

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