Professional guy looking for fun

Man in Newcastle, North East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 5 minutes ago

Tall dark handsome Geordie, 6ft 3, slim build, green eyes and big smile looking to chat and meet with ladies and couples in the UK. I can accommodate/travel.

For those of you wondering, Papa Lazarou is a character from The League of Gentlemen, the one who says "you're my wife now", "do you want to buy some pegs" and finally, "'Ello Dave." So please, I'm not Greek or even Cypriot.

Happy to meet single, attached or married ladies and FF or MF couples. I'm 100% straight. Face pics and decent conversation are a must before any meet - I'm not looking to meet guys other than as part of a MF couple.

Sociability and feeling comfortable to chat are just as important as anything naughty and a bit of good banter certainly helps things along.

We all know why we're here. This isn't a dating site but that's no reason not to be nice. Nice but (very) naughty. - Good manners and respect cost nothing.

Dave

48 years old, Straight

6'3" 191cm
Slim
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Webcams, Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Spanking, Soft Swing, Safe Sex, Role Play, Rimming, Phone Sex, Oral, Making Videos, Group Sex, DP, Cybersex, Blindfolds, Adult Parties

Verified Genuine Profile

*inky-me (48), Woman on 28 December 2023 by Webcam:
Talked several times with this handsome man. He is very nice and polite has humour and is pretty exciting! We did some naughty things, but I'm not so into cam and phone sex, so I'm hugely hoping to meet in real life and do even naughtier things together. Looking forward to it! Big kiss for this guy!

*871 (36), Woman on 28 July 2023 by Meeting in person:
Finally got to meet this amazing guy! Great kisser, good with his hands and fantastic cock! Really knows how to make a girl moan! Hopefully we can meet for more fun soon x

*allgirl40 (41), Woman on 11 December 2022 by Webcam:
Chatted to this seriously hot, & hilarious guy on cam, plus a number of phone calls. He is as lovely & genuine as they come, great chat, & ladies, he is sure to put a smile on your face!!! Local ladies to Newcastle….. sort yourselves out, he is not to be missed….. excited to meet him & get my hands on him! X

*oneylu (54), Woman on 1 April 2022 by Webcam:
Great guy, funny and sexy, with that silky smooth voice. Many filthy chats and always ready to please ??. I don’t really want to share him but you won’t be disappointed if you ??

*easalsa (53), Woman on 29 March 2022 by Meeting in person:
This handsome hunk has taken me to heights I didn’t know existed, he’s promised he’s not done yet so no ladies you’ll have to wait a little while! His patience and skills are going to be difficult to follow, if you get the chance … he’s well worth it ! Genuinely caring, funny, horny and sexy fella !

*icjayne61 (63), Woman on 1 August 2021 by Webcam:
Have know this gawjus guy for years , have had many naughty chats and chatted on cam and face time and exchanged pics , he is one of the nicest guys you could ever chat to and helped me through bad times , oh and he has the most incredible cock and body xx thank you x