Funky chicken

Man in Paisley, Scotland, UK

... "Yer gonnae need to be better company than ma wee sweetheart noodle the sproodle". yesterday

Joined: 5 months ago
Last on: 2 hours ago

Happiest when having a good natter. Happy to chat to anyone from in Uk. Read on and you might be interested in finding out more?

Love curves… wee person just looking to steal yer heat. Outdoor risky fun possibly one of my weaknesses. I’m open to trying anything you might fancy.

Just genuinely looking for some company so I won’t waste your time. I’m just an auld single guy looking for a wee bit of conversation and maybe a wee bit of fun too. Daftness appeals to me.

I occasionally do a bit of walking… hills n long walks. Or I sometimes just go a wee meander for cultural enrichment lx Get the odd trip away when I get time and have the money…so take note of the first comment on chatting to anyone here even if you’re a bit away. Tell me something interesting about your village town or city.and I’ll make it my next adventure. Come with on said adventure!!

Normal and looking to express myself more after a looooong relationship. Confidence slowly creeping back xxx Up for a chuckle and discreet if need be. I don’t judge

Enjoy yer fabbing and be safe out there xx

Xx cheers Xx

pip

48 years old, Straight

5'5" 165cm
Slim
Smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 18 to 65
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Blindfolds, Cybersex, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Role Play, Safe Sex, Soft Swing, Spanking, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Webcams

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*usicmaid (47), Woman on 26 February 2026 by Meeting in person:
Know Phil all my days and he's still has a cheeky personality that will have you at ease and in giggles oh and also a massive cock (and he knows how to use it!). He's laid back, a gentleman outside the bedroom and inside... I'll let you find out. I will get you to CJ's soon lol Musicmaid